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Crafty McCraftFace

American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3693	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

BouncyBoobsCraft: Where the Fun Bounces Right at You!

animation, bounces, BouncyBoobsCraft, breast bounce, Censorship, character design, controversy, empowerment, Entertainment, FANTASY, Female Characters, female representation, Fun, game development, Gaming, gender stereotypes, mature content, Media influence, objectification, PHYSICS., Sexualization, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your breasts bounce with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the pixels are bouncing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with breast-bouncing adventures, where you can build your own castle made entirely of boobs (just kidding, that would be weird).

But seriously, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate breast-bouncing fun!

Crafty Kike Kingdom

biden, Crafty, cucks, discussions, Drones, hezbollah, Humiliation, idf, iran, Israel, Kike, Kingdom, lack of significant damage, military airbases, Mossad, Netanyahu, retaliatory strike, social media, SUICIDE WATCH, Tehran, US president, White House

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Votes:	1401
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?

Join our server and experience the thrill of leveling entire cities in a matter of minutes!

Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!

And the best part? You’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that even after almost a week, your enemies are still too scared to do anything other than kvetch on social media!

Join now and witness the power of the Big Iranian Cock (BIC)!

Don’t be a cuck like the Kikes, join our server and show them how it’s done!

And guess what? Our server is so epic that even Netanyahu cancelled a retaliatory strike against Iran after talking to Biden! That’s right, you’ll be part of a server so intense that even world leaders are getting involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner warrior!

Forever Alone Craft

acceptance, Companionship, Craft, Defeat, Despair, Disappointment, emotional pain, Future, giving up, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, pessimism, relationship, resignation, Sadness, self worth, Single life

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your chances of finding love? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen (or king) and ride into battle on a unicorn with diamond armor. Who needs a wife when you have a loyal ender dragon by your side?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it, if you find this majestic creature, all your wildest dreams will come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your way to a happily ever after. Who needs a wife when you have a world full of adventure and pixelated wonders?

Pixelated Portal Pals: Enter the Isekai Adventure!

Adventure, creativity, enter, imagination, isekai, Lore, native isekai, PALS, pic related, pixelated, Portal, quality isekai, Trash, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring, mediocre isekai worlds with lackluster lore? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the most EPIC and IMMERSIVE worldbuilding and lore you’ve ever seen!

Join us on this server and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and UNBELIEVABLE quests. Explore our meticulously crafted world that is bursting with CREATIVITY and IMAGINATION unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Forget about those other isekai servers that claim to be the best. Our server is the real deal, offering TOP-NOTCH worldbuilding and lore that will leave you speechless. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS of our Minecraft server!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

America, anxiety, Attack, breaking news, Chaos, Conflict, Crafting, Crisis, Edition, fear, global pandemic, international relations, iran, Israel, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, stress, uncertainty, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	72
Ores Mined:	7221	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun!

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from any potential wars between countries. Who needs to worry about real-life conflicts when you can create your own peaceful paradise in Minecraft?

Plus, with our global pandemic-safe server, you can socialize and make new friends without any risk of getting sick. It’s the perfect way to stay connected while staying safe!

So come on, join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and have a great time together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Fiesta – Taco Town

antisemita, antisemita hilo, blocky, fiesta, HiLo, Latino, latino hilo, taco, TOWN

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Votes:	6191	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Secret Passages Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our sky limit is the level of fun you’ll have! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails and zombie chickens that drop diamonds instead of feathers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move better than any player on the server. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret enchanted taco stand hidden deep within the enchanted forest, where you can trade your emeralds for the most delicious tacos in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the giant flying pigs that roam the skies, they’re known for stealing players’ diamond armor and replacing it with leather pants. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught wearing those on our server!

Crafty Manslaughter – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, blocks, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Galore, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, lolz, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Manslaughter, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, TEMPUS, Viral Competition

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	281	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Items Found:	5080
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

🌟 Welcome to our Viral Competition Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server that will make your mind explode with excitement? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, outrageous competitions, and mind-blowing prizes!

Meet our legendary players: – Regis Altare: Known for building entire cities in a day! – Axel Syrios: Can mine diamonds blindfolded! – Gavis Bettel: Can tame creepers and ride them into battle! – Machina X Flayon: Can fly without wings! – Banzoin Hakka: Can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with a snap of his fingers! – Josuiji Shinri: Can build pixel art that comes to life! – Magni Dezmond [Alumn]: Once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! – Noir Vesper [Alumn]: Once built a rollercoaster that goes to the moon!

Join the ARMIS faction and team up with: – Jurard T Rexford: Can tame wolves and ride them into battle! – Goldbullet: Can shoot arrows with pinpoint accuracy! – Octavio: Can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist! – Crimzon Ruze: Can build a castle in under a minute!

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! 🎮🤪🔥

Crafty LOLs: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

achievement, Adventure, challenge, completion, console, Crafty, Depressed, Difficulty, Dungeon, final boss, Gaming, Get to the final dungeon, Instantly get depressed after the final boss, lols, long trail, madness, Minecraft, PC, Play an amazing game, RPG, satisfaction, Storyline, Take 6 months to finish it, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for an amazing game to play? Look no further! Join our server and embark on an epic journey to the final dungeon. But be warned, it may take you 6 months to finish it!

Once you finally defeat the final boss, get ready to be hit with a wave of depression like never before. But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one place!

CraftyCraft: Where even Iran’s air defense can’t stop the fun!

Advanced technology, Air, air defence, ballistic missiles, CraftyCraft, Defense, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense equipment, defense industry, defense strategy, defense system, defense technology, Fun, hit rate, iran, Iran’s, Military, military strength, missile defense, national security, SECURITY, STOP, Technology, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	356	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where our air defense is so OP, it has a 99% hit rate against even our best weapons! Like, what nuuuu 😂🚀

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your epic base. Trust us, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode but with a side of adrenaline rush! 💥

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and give you a taste of what it’s like to be a real-life superhero, then look no further. Join us now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🦸‍♂️💣

Disclaimer: No actual missiles were harmed in the making of this server. 😉