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SafePlayServers

7th March 2024, creating, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Economy, In Game Earned Ranks, Items, Need, new, Quests, Races, released, SafePlayServers, Server, Staff, Survival, survival server, thanks, Towny, Vanilla, Voterewards, work

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

SafePlayServers is a brand new survival server! Released 7th March 2024

What we are working on creating:

VoteRewards In Game Earned Ranks Custom Bosses Custom Enchants & Items Races, Quests & More!

Not only that, we are in need of staff! Thanks!

play.safeplayservers.co.za

Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

Anons, basement, blog, burial, busy, CHECK, communism, CREEPERS, cry, death, destroy, died, Do, family, guys, important, Listening, love, MAMA, moms, papa, Politics, remarry, Replies, thanks

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

Crafty Zionists: Minecraft Madness – WW3 Edition

Allies, Conflict, cooperation, Crafty, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, Enjoy, friendship, Geopolitics, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peace, positive vibes, really nice, thank you, thanks, ww3, Zionists

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHS, and UNICORNS riding LLAMAS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They traveled to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with a fleece made of pure diamonds. Rumor has it that whoever finds and shears the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a WILD adventure filled with GLITCHES, TREASURES, and SHENANIGANS galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it. LOLZ guaranteed!

Blocky Bitch Moans

Bitch, blocky, Communication, consent, desire, empowerment, Expression, Gender Roles, Intimacy, love, moan, moans, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual liberation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Taboos, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the mobs are so wild, they’ll make you question why bitches moan when you fuck them! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes and building giant statues of Steve twerking. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget why you even joined in the first place. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Elf-tastic Adventures

Adventures, always elves, Anime, Dwarf, Elftastic, Elves, elves that, elves this, this.., Where’s my fucking

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of all the elf-centric Minecraft servers out there? Are you craving some good ol’ dwarf action in your gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole underground kingdom filled with dwarves who are obsessed with anime! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds while watching your favorite dwarf anime on giant screens scattered throughout the caves. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Crafty McCraftFace’s Epic Adventure Land

1. Say his name, Activism 4. Social justice, Adventure, Advocacy 10. Awareness, Anti-racism 18. Honoring, Change 11. Unity, Civil rights 7. Solidarity, Community 14. Raise your voice, Crafty, Empowerment 12. Fight for justice, End racism 13. Injustice, Epic, Equality 5. George Floyd, Equality for all 15. Say their names, Human rights 8. Accountability, Justice 3. Black lives matter, Land, McCraftfaces, Never forget 16. Activists, Police brutality 6. Protest, Racial justice 17. Peaceful protest, Remembrance 19. Making a difference, Say his name 2. Remembering, Say their names, Systemic racism 9. Stand up, United we stand 20. Never again

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Star Shards Collected:	168
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play like a normal person? Well, Say his name is the place for you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of evil llamas who demand sacrifices of diamond blocks every hour. Fail to comply and they will rain down TNT on your base. – The only way to communicate with other players is through interpretive dance. Get your dancing shoes ready! – Our world is populated by giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks. Good luck surviving that! – Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of hide and seek with the Ender Dragon. Can you outsmart the dragon and stay alive? – We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join Say his name today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Tourist Trap Minecraft Server – More Visitors Than South America!

Adventure, America, ATTRACTIONS, Cultural, destinations, Diversity, Economy, Experience, Exploration, foreign tourists, growth, Hospitality, International, Latin America, mexico, Minecraft, Popular, Server, South, south america, tourism, Tourist, trap, travel, vacation, Visitors

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3613
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it attracts more players than all of South America combined! That’s right, we’re like the Cancun of Minecraft servers, except instead of sandy beaches, we’ve got pixelated landscapes to explore.

Join us and you’ll feel like a tourist in Mexico, except instead of sipping margaritas, you’ll be mining diamonds and battling creepers. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re being serenaded by a Mexican mariachi band every time you log on.

So come on down and join the fiesta! Viva la Minecraft! 🌵💎🇲🇽

3AM StreamCraft: Guess Who’s Mining Now?

3am, culprit, Destruction, Drama, Entertainment, finanas, Gaming, guess, Hint, investigation, Live, Mining, Mystery, NijiEN, ONLINE, Reveal, scandal, StreamCraft, streaming, Surprise, SUSPECT, Twist, Whos

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and be a part of the epic battle against the evil overlord who single-handedly destroyed NijiEN! Rumor has it that this villain is so powerful, they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers. But fear not, brave warriors, for together we can defeat this foe and restore peace to the land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and even participate in a chicken jousting tournament! And did we mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the hero who finally takes down the infamous destroyer of NijiEN. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

Crafty LOLz: Greetings!

Aloha, Bonjour, ciao, Crafty, good afternoon, good day, Good Evening, good morning, greetings, guten tag, hello, hey, hi, Hola, HOWDY, konnichiwa, lolz, namaste, ni hao, salutations, Shalom, welcome

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5110	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with the pig overlords for your precious resources. But be careful, they have a tendency to be a bit…piggish with their prices.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers, it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Chicken King. Rumor has it he’s been hoarding all the golden apples in the land and it’s up to you to defeat him and claim your rightful loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Fed Fiasco Minecraft Server

2 feds, Accountability, accusations, blame game, blame-shifting, bureaucracy, controversy, Fed, federal agents, Fiasco, government corruption, internal conflict, investigation, justice system, law enforcement, legal battle, Minecraft, mistrust, pointing fingers, political drama, political scandal, power struggle, scandalous accusations, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7606	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown with two feds pointing fingers at each other! Join in on the chaos as these two mysterious figures duke it out in the ultimate battle for supremacy. Will you choose a side or play both ends against the middle? The drama never stops on our server, so come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

CraftyFantasy – Where Endwalkers Mine & LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, Dune, Dungeon Melty, early access, endwalker, Endwalkers, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, In-game Events, Linkshells, lol, Malboro, MEETUPS, Promotional Site, PvP Series, release date, Resources, shadow of mhach alliance raids, Spooky Club Higurashi, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event, Yo-kai Watch Event rerun

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration that will blow your mind! Fight alongside your favorite characters and experience the magic of this amazing crossover event. But wait, there’s more! We’re also bringing back the Yo-kai Watch Event, because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in the world of Minecraft?

And that’s not all, folks! We have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test that will have you traveling across dimensions in no time. Plus, our PvP Series 5 is so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets as you battle it out with other players.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the meetups. From chilling in the Sea of Clouds to discussing the latest Dungeon Meshi episodes, we have something for everyone. And don’t even get me started on the Dune movie nights – it’s like watching a blockbuster film in the comfort of your own Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Say ‘Very well done’

accomplishment, achievement, blocktopia, Bravo, commendable, congratulations, CREEPERS, excellent work, excepțional, first-rate, high quality, Impressive.., job well done, kudos, Outstanding, praise, success, SUPERB, Thumbs up, top performance., top-notch, Very well done

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Emeralds Found:	8201	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing creepers who just want to boogie with you. And don’t even get us started on the cows that can fly and shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden blocks instead of wool. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you’ve got a golden poop block, are we right?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

Creepers and Craziness: When the Anime Episode Ends

Anime, anime bros, Anime Community, anime credits, anime credits sequence, anime culture, anime fandom, asian, confusion, Craziness, Credits, credits roll, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, ending, ends, Entertainment, episode, foreign names, Korean, names, television, Vietnamese

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an anime episode on steroids! We have a bunch of Korean and Vietnamese players who will blow your mind with their epic building skills and crazy antics. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, giant robots, and magical girls fighting off creepers. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can join the anime bros on our server? Let the adventure begin!