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DadCraft: Cringe Edition

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Towns Built:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Votes:	6687
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Crops Grown:	9132
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	4178	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).