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””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4589	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Animals Bred:	61	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of feeling guilty for wanting to have fun and socialize? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where nobody will judge you for wanting to party! Our server is filled with extroverts who love to go out and have a good time, so you’ll fit right in.

Forget about boring lectures and study sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest structures and surviving epic battles. Who needs college fests when you can have your own virtual party on our server?

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into staying in, join our server and let loose with like-minded players who know how to have a good time. You’ll never feel selfish for wanting to have fun again!

CraftyAffairExposed

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3546
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

CraftyScienceFun

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1122	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1633
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	173	Star Shards Collected:	240

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ores Mined:	6549
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

Genie’s Wish Blockade

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	1 week old
Active Players	5-10 at a time
Custom Features	Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
Community	Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

Q: Is the server environment toxic?

A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	210759	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	296
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	100
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6735

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!