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  • MineCraftyZelenskyy

    MineCraftyZelenskyy

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets.

    but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and emeralds rain from the sky. not to mention, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes.

    oh, and get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life minecraft character. imagine walking around town with a blocky head and pixelated arms, people would be like, “whoa, that dude must be from that crazy server.”

    so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build the most epic minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dad’s Baby Leave: Mom’s Unreal Standards

    Dad’s Baby Leave: Mom’s Unreal Standards

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be like when u spawn in and ur like “woah, dis place be cray cray!” we got dads takin more time off after the baby is born and moms be like “yo, u do u, dad” and not be all up in their grill bout parenting. it’s like a whole new world where dads can be dads and moms can chillax. join dis server if u wanna see some unreal parenting standards and some wild baby birthing adventures. it’s lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TheosisMC

    TheosisMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name TheosisMC
    Server Address play.theosismc.com
    Discord Join our Discord!

    Overview

    TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer, for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

    The most noteworthy added features include an economy system, a land claiming system, and two custom items – the Crowbar and the Soup of Life. The server is completely non-pay-to-win, with only cosmetic perks available for a premium rank.

    FAQ

    How do I join TheosisMC?

    You can join by using the server address “play.theosismc.com”. If you can’t add a server, you can add “TheosisMC” as an Xbox/cross-platform friend and join through the “Friends” tab.

    Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

    No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The only premium rank available, VIP, offers cosmetic perks that do not provide a competitive advantage.

    What items can I buy/sell in the player-driven economy?

    Players can buy and sell items to each other using the server’s trade system and auction house. Coins, the server’s currency, are earned through looting chests and killing monsters.

    How does the land claiming system work?

    Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to build on their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.

    Are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life, obtainable in-game?

    Both custom items are available for purchase through in-game shops. The Crowbar can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it, and the Soup of Life grants the consumer an additional heart of health.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Urban Unity Minecraft 1.21.1

    Urban Unity Minecraft 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, fam. This server is like, the ultimate battleground for repping the Yookay, ya know? London and Birmingham are like, total minorities here, so who’s gonna fight for our beloved country, right? Join us and show those non-English peeps who’s boss in the blocky world! Let’s make the Yookay proud, one pixel at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RoomieRansom Minecraft Server

    RoomieRansom Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building while dodging flying creepers and battling zombie pigmen who have a serious case of the hiccups. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for lucky players to find!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a place where roommates demand payment for watching your kids while you go out for a few hours. That’s right, for just $20 an hour, you can have the peace of mind knowing that your children are being looked after by someone who uses your car daily and doesn’t pay rent. It’s a win-win situation!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures and outrageous stories that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RoomieRageCraft

    RoomieRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret affairs, toxic relationships, and unexpected roommates.

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself living next door to two old coworkers who are in the middle of a love triangle with your boss. The mistress didn’t know about the affair, but once she found out about the wife, she dipped out faster than you can say “creeper.”

    But wait, there’s more! Our girl is convinced that the boss will leave his wife for her, despite all the emotional abuse and manipulation. And to top it off, she gets jealous of your friendship with the guy and tries to sabotage your living arrangements.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of catching your roommate sneaking in your boss for a little rendezvous. Will you cancel the lease and leave, or will you stay and stir up even more drama? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoGoToNorthKorea – Minecraft SMP

    NoGoToNorthKorea – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. Like, we have this crazy story where the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who fights off creepers in real life. And every time you join, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your worth. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but you have to solve riddles to find it. It’s like a mix of Indiana Jones and Fortnite, but with more explosions and less dancing. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

    Also, like, I would never want to go to a country where they don’t have Wi-Fi. Can you imagine not being able to play Minecraft whenever you want? That’s like a nightmare, bro. So yeah, join our server and never worry about being without Wi-Fi again. It’s like a dream come true, but with more TNT and less creepers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyAdvice: Dig Straight Down

    CraftyAdvice: Dig Straight Down

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy panda? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and discover the true meaning of epicness as you battle zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

    One player ignored the advice to always carry a bucket of water with them, thinking it was just a silly joke. But then they found themselves trapped in a lava pit with no way out. Let’s just say they learned their lesson the hard way!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cerebellum Serotonin Stop Anxiety – MouseCraft

    Cerebellum Serotonin Stop Anxiety – MouseCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got serotonin in da cerebellum makin’ mice less anxious! Like whaaat? Who knew dat Minecraft could be da key to reducin’ anxiety levels, amirite? So if you wanna chillax and build some epic structures while feelin’ all zen and stuff, dis server is da place to be! Plus, our cerebellum is off da charts, makin’ us da most anxiety-free server out there. So come on over and let’s get our serotonin on, baby! #MinecraftAnxietyFreeZone #CerebellumCraze #ZenBuildersUnite 🧱🧠🐭

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Our building SMP

    Our building SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    InvyCraft Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Description
    InvyCraft is a fabric smp focused on building large scale projects, staying true to the vanilla experience. Members have the freedom to experiment with redstone and build large farms. (People who want to become members of our smp need to be advanced builders)

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can find our IP in your discord server: https://discord.gg/H9XZBUM9
    What is the server focus? Building large scale projects and staying true to the vanilla experience.
    Can I experiment with redstone and build farms? Yes, members have the freedom to experiment with redstone and build large farms.
    What kind of players are welcomed? People who are advanced builders and enjoy large scale projects.

    New Minecraft Server
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