BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

Welcome to The Rat Tavern: Where the mods are as wild as the rats!

Class Systems, Craft to Exiles 2, Create, Discord link, Dungeons, Factions, Griefing, hang out, Ip:, Lite RPG, mine Colonies, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Mods, More Realms, PvP, rat, Rats, Roleplaying, TAVERN, team-up, Version 1.20.1, Wild

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	50

Welcome to The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

PvP is Allowed!
Lite RPG Encouraged
No Griefing!
Class Systems
More Realms
Mine colonies, Create, dungeons, and more!

IP	therattavern.g-portal.rocks
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/therattavern-modpak
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/therattavern

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed.
Are players encouraged to engage in lite roleplaying?	Yes, lite roleplaying is encouraged.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.1.
How can I find out more about the server?	Join The Rat Tavern’s Discord for more information.

Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

Breakfast, Caffeine, canadian cuisine, Canadian culture, canadian restaurants, coffee, donuts, Double-Double, drive thru, Epic, fast food, Minecraft, morning routine, Server, Tim Hortons, tim hortons breakfast, Tim Hortons coffee, tim hortons donuts, tim hortons drive-thru, tim hortons menu, tim hortons timbits, timbits, Timmies

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

$76 wasted, Boycott, denied refund, dumbed down, Gaming Community, lesson learned, memoryholed, moviegame, Never falling for Steam, NeverSteamAgain, no licenses, refund denied, regret, shilled to death, smp, Spyware, Steam-free life, uninstalling, V, wasted money, Woke, worse than Skyrim

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, caregiver stress, communication breakdown, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family responsibilities, Family Support, Frustration, intergenerational issues, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, privacy invasion, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	7154
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is so wild and wacky, even your retired Army veteran mother who got caught napping in the bathroom at work would feel right at home. And don’t worry, she won’t be snooping on your emails or eating your dinner here – unless you count virtual chicken leg quarters as a delicacy!

Join us now and let the chaos of real life melt away as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with instead? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

TeacherTrollzMC

autism, Backlash, bullying, classroom favoritism, condescension, controversy, criticism, education, former teacher, Honesty, IEP, LinkedIn, mental health, ONLINE, public humiliation, school district, social media, special needs, Teacher, TeacherTrollzMC, Truth

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting bullied is creepers by your diamond sword! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never mock the way you run or flap your arms (unless it’s a victory dance after defeating the Ender Dragon).

Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.

And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

GrumpyGhost Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, current, dead celebrity, FAMOUS, fan base, Fandom, Followers, GrumpyGhost, hate, Icon, Idol, influence, Legacy, Minecraft, opinion, Persona, posthumous, public image, reputation, smp, social media

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see Steve Irwin come back to life and wrestle creepers instead of crocodiles! Our server is so wild, even the ghost of Elvis Presley would be shaking his hips in disgust at the crazy fan base we’ve got going on. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the undead on our server – it’s a party that even Michael Jackson would moonwalk away from!

BandOrBustMC

artist appreciation, artist dedication, artist devotion, artist loyalty, band commitment, BandOrBustMC, eternal listening, favorite artist, favorite band, lifelong fan, lifelong listening, long term favorite, long term listening, Music, music lover, music obsession, music passion, music preferences, musical dedication, musical devotion, musical taste

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7

If you could only listen to one band or artist for the rest of your life, it better be the sound of our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was built on a magical block of cheese that grants players unlimited creativity and power. Not to mention, our resident parrot DJ spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that can breakdance on command. So why settle for just one band or artist when you can have the whole Minecraft symphony at your fingertips? Join us now and let the music of blocky legends serenade your ears for eternity!

CyberChechCraft: Musk’s Russian Adventure

Adventure, armored vehicle, attention-grabbing, Automotive Industry, Chechen warlord, controversial collaboration, CyberChechCraft, cybertruck, futuristic design, high-profile guest, innovation, international relations, Invitation, machine-gun mounted, military vehicle, Musk, Musks, russia, Russian, social media, Technology, unconventional invitation, unexpected partnership, viral video

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

so like, this server is run by a chechen warlord who is bffs with musk. they like, invited him to russia after he was caught driving a cybertruck with a machine gun on it. like, who does that? only on this server can you find such wild and crazy adventures. join now for a chance to ride in a cybertruck with a machine gun and maybe even meet musk in person. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafttomuck S3: The Modded Mess – Where creations thrive and players survive – RIP Deceased Craft, no kids allowed!

#addons, +18, Allowed, application, build focused, chaotic blast, Community, Craft, Crafttomuck, create mod, creations, deceased, deceased craft, Fast-paced, Gaming, ISLAND, Kids, Mess, Minecraft, Modded, Players, PvP, RIP, rules, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Whitelist, zombie

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Overview

Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We are a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. Currently on Season 3 – To The Stars!

Survival SMP

This server is build-focused with a friendly community. We have a shopping and gaming district for players to enjoy.

Creative

This server uses the same modpack as the Survival SMP, intended for testing machines and building in creative mode.

Deceased Craft PvPvE

A new addition to our servers, a PVP zombie survival pack launched recently. Fast-paced and chaotic gameplay.

Links

Crafttomuck Website

World Map

Closing Statements

We take our community seriously and encourage effort in applications. Read the rules and join us for some crafting and mining fun!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply on our website at https://www.crafttomuck.com and join our Discord community.
What modpack do you use?	We use the Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. You can find the modpack on Curseforge under “Crafttomuck”.
Are there any rules for the servers?	Each server has its own set of rules, which can be found on our Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them.
Is there any lag on the servers?	We have a dedicated server that runs smoothly with minimal lag. If any issues arise, we address them promptly.

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