tfw United States media is a nuisance and at least 40 years to 220 trillion years behind me at least Minecraft Servers

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

2023 portfolio, also am God, Crafty, creeper, God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea whose listed as an enemy in WW3, huh, Kept you waiting, Kingdom, my sciences are a gold mine and lead to newer military technologies and advancements, no ww3 it’s just proxy shitposting through weapons, tfw also am owner of the United States Government, tfw big boss since 2018, tfw have to remain neutral in my big boss network as outer haven, tfw I became leader of every military in the world since, tfw I control every military from North Korean to American, tfw United States media is a nuisance and at least 40 years to 220 trillion years behind me at least, Waiting

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!

UglyCraft: No Mirror Needed

attractiveness, attractiveness assessment, attractiveness criteria, attractiveness standards, beauty ideals, beauty judgments, beauty norms, beauty perception, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, conventionally unattractive, MIRROR, Needed, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, social acceptance, societal beauty standards, societal norms, UglyCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that matters is how good you are at building! No need to worry about your appearance when you’re too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers.

Join our server and become part of a community where beauty is in the eye of the block-holder. Who needs a mirror when you can admire your pixelated avatar’s flawless blocky features? Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself was rejected from modeling gigs in the real world, but on our server, he’s a total heartthrob.

So come on over and join us for a world where looks don’t matter, but your building skills do. Who knows, you might just find your true love in a fellow Minecraft player who appreciates your pixel-perfect charm.

KremlinCraft: Unleash the Blocks!

#classified information, Asia-Pacific region, blocks, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, intelligence, international relations, Japan, KremlinCraft, Military operations, military strategy, military targets, nuclear weapons, russia, secret war plans, SECURITY, Sites, south korea, Target, Uncovered, Unleash

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3632
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got secret war plans like russia but instead of attacking real countries, we attack 160 sites in japan and south korea in minecraft 😂😂 u can be part of the epic battle and help us conquer these virtual lands with ur mad building skills and pvp tactics. trust me, u ain’t gonna find this kind of action anywhere else, so join now and let’s start world war minecraft style! 🚀🔥 #minecraftwarriors #russiawho #virtualconquerors

Survivor Skies: Joy & Remorse

aftermath, attempted murder, coping strategies, dichotomies, domestic violence, emotional impact, fear, healing, horrific violence, joy, mental health, partner violence, Recovery, remorse, research, Skies, Support, survivor, survivors, Trauma, violence, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our wacky minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life and live in a world of blocks and zombies! our players have reported feeling like they’re living in a constant state of joy and remorse, just like survivors of attempted murder! but don’t worry, the only thing you’ll fear here is running out of diamonds! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only violence you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper!

WinlaintMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, WinlaintMC

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

The owner of the “WinlaintMC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

WinlaintMC.aternos.me:21458

Epic Warfare Hub 1.20.5

1.20.5, battlestations, cable management, computer desk, custom pc build, desk accessories, desk organization, desk setup, dual monitor setup, Epic, gaming chair, gaming peripherals, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, Home office, Hub, keyboard and mouse, LED lighting, monitor stand, PC Gaming, pc master race, productivity setup, WARFARE, workstation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate battlestation for all you gamers out there!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you’re seeing.

And the best part? You can show off your own battlestation creations to all the other players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battlestation madness begin!

CelebGriefCraft

CelebGriefCraft, celebrity death, Condolences, coping, devastated, disbelief, emotional, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, iconic, Impact, legend, Loss, Memories, mourning, Remembrance, shock, sorrow, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even celebrities can’t resist joining in on the fun. In fact, we once had a famous actor join our server and build an entire castle out of diamond blocks! But tragedy struck when a creeper snuck up on him and blew it all to smithereens. RIP to that beautiful castle.

So if you want to play on a server where anything can happen, join us now! Who knows, you might even run into a celebrity or two while you’re here. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

ZelenskyyCraft2025

2025, aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Military, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, war briefing, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft2025

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Emeralds Found:	5880
Magic Items Found:	3859	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight wars like ukraine vs russia but in a blocky world! zelenskyy himself will be there in 2025 to lead the charge against the evil russian players. we have epic battles, crazy alliances, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move. join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft server ever!

African Niggers US Niggers 1.20.5

1.20.5, African, African American community, African American connections, African American culture, African American experience, African American heritage, African American history, African American identity, African American perspective, African American stereotypes, African Americans, african culture, African diaspora, African heritage, Black community, Black culture, black identity, cultural perceptions, niggers, racial identity, racial relations, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a twisted reality where African niggers and US niggers come together to build epic stuff!

Imagine the chaos when these two worlds collide in pixelated glory! It’s like a mind-bending trip where you question everything you thought you knew about brotherhood and connections.

Join now for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering if you’re actually in a parallel universe where niggers unite in Minecraft madness!

HornyLadiesNearby – Minecraft SMP

adult fun, attraction, casual encounters, chemistry, Connections, Curiosity, DATING, ENCOUNTERS, encounters with women, EXCITEMENT, FLIRTING, Hookups, horny ladies, HornyLadiesNearby, Intimacy, meeting people, Minecraft, nearby, relationships, rendezvous, satisfaction, smp, socializing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	337	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magic Items Found:	2614	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with horny ladies just waiting for you to come and sweep them off their blocky feet. That’s right, this server is like a Minecraft dating sim, but with creepers and diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love (or at least some pixelated flirting), but you’ll also encounter crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like nobody’s watching.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the horny ladies and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild Minecraft SMP. See you there, my blocky brethren!

BlockCraftersUnited

addiction, alcoholism, BlockCraftersUnited, drug addiction, social acceptance, societal attitudes, societal behaviors, societal beliefs, societal conditioning, societal conformity, societal expectations, societal habits, societal influences, societal norms, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal standards, societal stigmas, societal values, substance abuse

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Buildings Constructed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat mining diamonds as a totally normal addiction! Join us and indulge in the thrill of finding those shiny blue beauties underground. But beware, once you start, you won’t be able to stop!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will keep you hooked for hours on end. From battling giant creepers to building epic castles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it, there’s a secret underground cave filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and embrace your diamond addiction. Who needs society’s approval when you can have all the diamonds you want in Minecraft?