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BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Glass Portal Mine

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	97	Chimeras Created:	2
Votes:	227	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Votes:	3501	Towns Built:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Votes:	1656
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Players Killed by Monsters:	6978	Void Gems Collected:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1312	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	195	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3063
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	6704	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.