tfue gets banned Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DesireCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous game, Anons, ARMS, Beach, childish glee, Cook, Creative, Dance, Degenerates, DesireCraft, Desires, family, Fire, forest trails, Frustrations, ideal girl, JOKE, Minecraft, mundane, normies, Overcome, Pain, pipe dream, psychos, Server, sing, Smile, Soul, stressful, summer night, Survivalists, unfairness, winter night

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	4194
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join our server and find your soulmate in the form of the perfect Minecraft partner. Together, you’ll conquer any challenge, slay any dragon, and build the most epic structures the blocky world has ever seen. Life may be tough outside of the game, but with your Minecraft soulmate by your side, nothing can bring you down!

Imagine walking hand in hand with your Minecraft love on a virtual beach, dancing in the moonlight and splashing in the waves. Or maybe you’ll explore the pixelated forests together, pretending to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. The possibilities are endless and the adventures are bound to be hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a love story like no other, where even the most mundane tasks become ridiculously creative and fun. Leave behind the normies, psychos, and degenerates of the real world, and immerse yourself in a world where love and laughter reign supreme. Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and live out your wildest fantasies in the most outrageous way possible!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, controversy, CraftyCreeperz, cuckdom, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Gaming, internet culture, Internet meme, japanese anime, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, Server, social media, V, video games, viral

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4952	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4435	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! It’s like one of those crazy Japanese animes, but in Minecraft form! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even find your own kawaii waifu or husbando along the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power of friendship and be able to summon a magical girl to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most anime-tastic Minecraft server out there!

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem Server

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict, emotional outburst, england, Exams, family, financial support, Guilt, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mommas, neglect, overwhelmed, parenting, Pregnancy, responsibilities, School, Server, Siblings, stress, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the responsibilities of looking after siblings, because here, the only thing you’ll be looking after is your virtual farm full of pixelated cows and chickens. No more being called “mummy” by your little brother – unless, of course, you choose to roleplay as a Minecraft parent!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with parents who decide to have another baby without considering the consequences. Instead of worrying about financial support and food for your siblings, you can focus on building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land.

So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that shiny new sword. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a Minecraft caretaker? See you in the game!

ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

body image, Canadian province, ChunkCraft, Communication, compassion, denial, emergency contraceptive, friendship, Group Chat, health, hurt feelings, insurance, misunderstanding, pharmacy, plan B, Prescription, reproductive rights, self-conscious, sensitivity, Support, weight, WeightyBanter

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8411	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: CeasefireCraft

blockwars, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, framework agreement, gaza, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, Israeli source, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Truce

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Runes Activated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got crazier stuff happening than Israel and Hamas trying to make a deal, dude. like, you won’t even believe the shenanigans that go down here.

join us if you wanna see pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. we got villagers trading diamonds for dirt and chickens laying golden eggs. it’s a total circus, man.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player. we got your back, bro. we’ll help you build the most epic castle or prank your friends with a TNT surprise.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft history together. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area? yeah, good luck finding it, though. it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing diamond armor. no biggie.

CreeperCannibals

anthropophagy, cannibals, Consumption, controversial, CreeperCannibals, cultural norms, dark humor, eating habits, Ethics, existentialism, food choices, humans, Identity, introspection, morality, philosophy, satire, self reflection, societal critique, society, Thought-provoking

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Ores Mined:	1673	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA BE A CANNIBAL HUMAN HAHAHA. WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT, FOLKS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CREEPY FUN AND DELICIOUS MEALS. WE GOT A SECRET RECIPE BOOK FULL OF HUMAN DISHES, YUM YUM. DON’T BE A CHICKEN, BE A HUMAN EATER! SEE YOU THERE, CANNIBAL CREW! 🍖🔪🤪

ZombieTube Minecraft Server

268396334, CHAPTER 62, Chapter 63, Contests, Daily Dead Tube, Dead Tube, deadly game, Film Research Club, Filming, Mai Mashiro, Minecraft, Punishments, School, Server, storytime, swim team, Tall + Short, tomodachi game, Tomohiro Machiya, ZombieTube

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	108
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	332415	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing deadlier than the mobs are the players themselves! Join us for a thrilling adventure inspired by the twisted minds behind Tomodachi Game and Tall + Short – it’s Dead Tube Minecraft edition!

Plot twist: Instead of building epic structures and surviving against the elements, you’ll be thrown into a deadly game of filming nonstop for two days straight. Just like Tomohiro Machiya, you’ll witness some crazy stuff happening around you – and you’ll have to film it all or face the consequences!

But wait, there’s more! As you delve deeper into the world of Dead Tube Minecraft, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of deceit, betrayal, and insane challenges. Can you survive the punishments for failing the contests? Can you outwit your fellow players and come out on top? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Dead Tube Minecraft – where the only rule is to keep filming, no matter what! Trust us, it’ll be a game you’ll never forget.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

America, American dream, citizenship, culture, Democracy, Diversity, equality, freedom, History, home of the brave, Identity, Justice, land of the free, melting pot, Minecraft, opportunity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, Server, united states, VALUES, YankeeCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the American Dream on steroids! Join us and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky, where you can build your own Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks and ride a rollercoaster made entirely of fireworks!

On our server, America means unlimited possibilities and endless fun. Want to ride a llama dressed as Uncle Sam while shooting off fireworks? You can do that here! Want to build a replica of the White House and hold presidential elections with your friends? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Where else can you find a server that celebrates the spirit of America in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? Join us today and let freedom ring…along with the sound of exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!

blocktopia, coping strategies, good reason, Gratitude, Hope, inner strength, life purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, motivation, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, stay alive, support system, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/800	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a reason to stay alive? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time in the real world when you can join us for epic adventures and endless fun? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a bad horror movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?

Shrek vs. Shakespeare

animated film, animation, Classics, comedy, Donkey, DreamWorks, english literature, fairy tale, film, fiona, Literature, long tail tag, Mike Myers, Movie, PLAYS, playwright, Shakespeare, Shakespeare quotes, Shakespearean, shrek, Theater

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ores Mined:	743	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.