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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7208 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3346 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.