But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge! -
KERITS SMP – The best place to accidentally fall into lava while trying to pet a Creeper!
accidentally, admins, age, CbADacaLerA, Code, creeper, Fall, Generators, Griefing, KERITS, lava, payments, Perks, pet, Place, Players, PvP, Realms, Requirements, rules, smp, stealing, UsaMinecraft Server Overview
Perks Already active playerbase (mostly USA) Absolutely no mods Generators for new players to catch up to old ones Admins often online No real-money payments anywhere Requirements: 14+ age minimum
Rules: Read at spawn – no griefing, stealing allowed
Code: CbADacaLerA
FAQ
1. Can I join if I’m under 14 years old?
No, the minimum age requirement is 14 years old.
2. Are there any mods on the server?
No, there are absolutely no mods on the server.
3. How can new players catch up to old players?
New players have access to generators to help them catch up to old players.
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Blocky Babes Break the Stream Curse – Minecraft Server
Audience, Babes, blocky, Break, Challenges, Commitment, Community, comparison, CONTENT, CURSE, Dedication, DURATION, EN girls, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, jp, Minecraft, Platform, Popularity, Schedule, Server, Stamina, Stream, streaming, Support, Time management, ViewersAre you tired of watching streamers who can’t even last longer than a goldfish’s attention span? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate endurance challenge for streamers! Our players have been known to stream for days on end, surviving on nothing but virtual pork chops and sheer determination. Join us and show those JP streamers who’s boss by outlasting them in epic mining sessions and building marathons. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to those who can stream for over 24 hours straight. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join now and prove your streaming stamina! -
KERITS SMP – Just like real life, but with more creepers!
Active, admins, age limit, building, catching up, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, Gaming, Generators, KERITS, Life, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Stealing, ONLINE, Playerbase, real, Requirements, rules, Server, smp, Survival, UsaPerks Already active playerbase (mostly USA) ✔️ Absolutely no mods ✔️ Generators for new players to catch up to old ones ✔️ Admins often online ✔️ No irl-money payments anywhere ✔️ Requirements 14+ age minimum Rules Read at spawn – no griefing, stealing allowed Code “CbADacaLerA” FAQ
1. What is the age requirement to play on the server?
The minimum age requirement to play on the server is 14 years old.
2. Are there any mods on the server?
No, there are absolutely no mods on the server.
3. Are there any irl-money payments required on the server?
No, there are no irl-money payments required anywhere on the server.
4. What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?
Read the rules at spawn, but in general, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server.
5. How can new players catch up to old players on the server?
New players have access to generators to help them catch up to old players on the server.
6. How often are the admins online on the server?
The admins are often online on the server to assist players as needed.
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Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Isis’ Epic Selfie Fail
Africa, Ambush, Chronicles, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, Epic, extremism, Fail, Filingue, Insurgency, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, Khilafah Soldiers, Military, Murtadd Army, Niger, Patrol, photo report, SECURITY, selfie, Terrorism, Tillaberi Region, violence, WARFARE, Western NigerAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience epic battles like the Ambush by the Khilafah Soldiers on a Patrol of the Murtadd Army of Niger near the Town of Filingue in the Tillaberi Region, Western Niger!Join us and witness the chaos as players strategize and fight for dominance in a virtual world filled with surprises at every turn. Who will emerge victorious in this epic showdown? Will you be the hero or the villain?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get ambushed by Khilafah Soldiers, that is)!
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YeehawCraft: Where Creeper Cowboys and Blocky Bandits roam the Wild West! Giddy up, partner!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown mixed with a Hollywood blockbuster! Yeehaw!Join our server for the most epic American “acting” you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players putting on performances that will make you question reality. From dramatic monologues to over-the-top action sequences, you’ll never know what to expect next.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most elaborate builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. Want to explore a giant popcorn bucket castle? How about a rollercoaster made entirely of hot dogs? We’ve got it all and more!
So saddle up, partner, and join our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you’ve got American “acting” in Minecraft?