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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7424 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
