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BoomerCraft: Where the World Was Better

“Youth, aging, BoomerCraft, CHANGE, comparison, deterioration, generational gap, getting old, Melancholy, Nostalgia, Observation, perspective, realization, Reflection, Sadness, societal decline, society, time passing, tragic, world, WORSE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	3066	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

come join our minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulthood where responsibilities weigh you down like a ton of bricks. on our server, you can build a giant toilet made out of diamonds and poop on it all day long.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and will teach you their ways if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken warrior who roams the land in search of the rarest chicken nuggets. if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because he once turned a player into a giant block of cheese.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations).

LoyaalCraft Community

Adventure, building, bullying, close-knit, Community, Competition, cooperation, Cross-Play, developers, Events, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Friends, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, Mining, Safe Environment, server administration, Skills, Staff Members, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

LoyaalCraft: Your Survival Minecraft Adventure

Welcome to LoyaalCraft! Live an exciting survival experience with a close-knit community.

Why LoyaalCraft? – Cooperation: Work together and make friends. – Survival Mode: Build, mine and survive. – Regular Events:** Compete in exciting competitions. – Safe Environment: No griefing or bullying. Join us! Meet new people and discover a world full of adventure. We are looking for: – Staff Members: Help with server administration and events. – Developers: Improve our server with your skills. Come and experience LoyaalCraft!

LoyaalCraft.chmc.nl

Mysterious Network

Balanced, Bedwars, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diverse, Engaging, Friendly, game modes, Gameplay Types, java edition, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, mysterious network, Myteria Network, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mines Excavated:	2277	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Myteria Network is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Crossplay, Survival experience. Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Myteria Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Bedwars, Skywars, PVP, MiniGames modes.

mc.myteria.net

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aging, ANONYMOUS, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, breast lift, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, CraftyCraze, emotional impact, Insecurity, Minecraft, natural changes, No. 922850765, personal appearance, physical changes, sagging skin, Saggy, saggy breasts, self esteem, Server, societal standards

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as saggy as your grandma’s skin! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity seems to have taken a vacation and everything droops down like it’s had one too many potions of weakness.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where the pigs fly upside down and the creepers do the moonwalk. They built a house out of saggy blocks and lived happily ever after, until a giant block of jello fell from the sky and engulfed their house. But fear not, for they rebuilt their saggy abode even stronger than before, with walls that wobbled in the wind and floors that bounced like trampolines.

So come join us on SAGGY Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the saggy blocks beneath your feet. Who knows what saggy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

ThePrequelKatiaCraft SMP

3d model, Adventure, Anonfiles, archived.moe, desuarchive, ending, FANTASY, interactive storytelling, Katia Thread, Kaz Stream Archive, Kaz Streams, mega.nz, neocities, prequel, Previous thread, QST, Roleplaying, Shittyquests, smp, Sprung a Leak Edition, ThePrequelKatiaCraft, Trash

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	483948	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Divine Spears Created:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where anything goes and nothing is off limits.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant toilet house? Or maybe ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on this server, those are just everyday occurrences.

Our quests are so ridiculous, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they even came to be. From finding the rarest block in the game to taming a wild ocelot with a fish named Gerald, our quests will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And let’s not forget about our leaky base – that’s right, our entire server is built on a giant leaky ship that’s constantly flooding. But don’t worry, we’ve got buckets for days and a team of expert builders ready to patch up any leaks that come our way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how crazy things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or dry)!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, Birthday Party, consequences, difficult decisions, discipline, emotional stability, emotional toll., family, family relationships, financial support, love and attention, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, PixelPals, Server, sibling, sibling dynamics, single parent, tough love, unplanned pregnancy, unruly behavior

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like my niece’s behavior.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on unpredictability and enjoy a good challenge. Just like trying to reason with a toddler who thinks it’s hilarious to throw your belongings in the pool.

Join us for a unique experience where consequences are thrown out the window, just like my sister’s discipline tactics. Who needs rules when you can have endless fun causing chaos?

So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Because let’s face it, dealing with my family drama is nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find here.

NoBroInLawNoStayGF

Affair, Birthday Party, brother-in-law, Divorce, family, file for divorce, Filed, Girlfriend, Hotel, husband, Intentions, Kids, NoBroInLawNoStayGF, not welcome, separation, stay elsewhere, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, Waiting, Wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Emeralds Found:	1345	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.

And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

cellversemc

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Votes:	7975
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

cellversemc is a one of a kind minecraft prisons server, we offer a unique experience never seen before, we are a team of dedicated minecraft players aiming to make a minecraft server that we enjoy playing.

play.cellversemc.com

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

bioengineering, bioethics, clone armies, CloneCraft, Cloning, cloning debate, controversial technology, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human cloning, iyc, mass cloning, Minecraft, moral implications, Science, science fiction, Server, societal impact, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just the same old, same old? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where clone armies roam the land, battling it out in epic wars for dominance. Join our server and become the ultimate clone commander, leading your army to victory with your strategic skills and cunning tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground lab where you can create your own clones to join your army. Want a clone that can shoot lasers from its eyes? No problem! How about a clone that can fly and breathe fire? We’ve got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, chaotic server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead your clone army to victory and become the ultimate ruler of the land. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun blowing stuff up with your laser-eyed clones. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

BuddyTheLuckyMiner – Minecraft SMP

Blessed, blessed man, buddy, BuddyTheLuckyMiner, Fortunate, fortunate guy, fortunate individual, fortunate man, fortunate person, good fortune, Grateful, grateful man, Lucky, lucky charm, lucky fellow, lucky guy, lucky individual, lucky man, man, Minecraft, smp, thankful, thankful man

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Buddy is a lucky man because he stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rainstorms, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (but we told him nah, we don’t need that drama). So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to single player mode).