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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8296 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.