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NukeCraft: Intern Edition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	142
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can explore secret government IT systems, hack into the National Nuclear Security Administration, and maybe even launch a missile or two (just kidding… or are we?).

Who needs diamonds when you can have access to top-secret data that could potentially change the course of history? So come on down and join us for a thrilling adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (and maybe on a government watchlist).

IbogainCraft: Anti-Addictive & Anti-Depressant Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have achieved total synthesis of ibogain! What the heck is ibogain, you ask? Well, it’s a psychoactive plant derivative with anti-addictive and anti-depressant properties, bro!

We’ve got researchers on our server who have synthesized four naturally occurring ibogaine-related alkaloids and several non-natural analogues. And get this, the yields range from 6% to 29% after six or seven steps! That’s some next level stuff right there, my dudes.

So, if you wanna experience some mind-blowing adventures and craft some insane creations, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let’s get trippy together in the world of Minecraft like never before! Let’s goooooo!

KokoGrifs server for cheaters title from the start server minecraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Griffer server for cheaters

I like to play with cheats and don’t know where to go?

Come to our server and do what you want.

Free title from the start

Available free whale start and currency

81.176.176.51

Crankshafted

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	3270	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crops Grown:	9792

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name:	Crankshafted.com
Focus:	Building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world
Website:	crankshafted.com

FAQ:

Question:	Answer:
How can I apply to join the server?	Head over to crankshafted.com to apply.
What type of players are you looking for?	We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.
What can I expect from Crankshafted?	Whether you’re here for epic builds, intense exploration, or just hanging out with cool people, Crankshafted might be your next favorite server.

Eternal Odyssey 1.20.5

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	1900	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, forget about boring sex and join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is your virtual creations!

We’ve got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT and more surprises than a creeper in a birthday cake!

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server?

Join now and say goodbye to the monotony of real life, because on our server, things are never dull – just like your sex life apparently!

ScholarCraft: No Flex Zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning a scholarship can lead to drama rivaling a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate friendships, jealousy, and boba tea stand-offs.

Experience the thrill of virtual boba purchases, blocked Instagram accounts, and high school flashbacks all while building your dream blocky world. Will you be the supportive friend or the one blocking others in a fit of jealousy? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on in and join the fun – who knew a scholarship could cause so much chaos in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

FascismFreakout Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server if you want to fight off evil fascist mobs trying to take over our pixelated world. We’re on a mission to spread love, peace, and TNT explosions everywhere. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow things up for fun. And our resident villager, Bob, is a master at trading and will give you the best deals in exchange for your soul… I mean emeralds.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Who needs fascism when you can have fun with a bunch of derpy Minecraft players? Let’s goooooo!

HolyCraft: Trump’s Task Force

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	8119	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a task force dedicated to rooting out any ‘anti-Christian bias’! That’s right, just like Trump did in real life, but in Minecraft form. Join us if you want to fight against the evil forces of anti-Christian mobs and protect your faith in the virtual world.

Our server is a safe haven for all Christian players, where you can build churches, hold virtual prayer meetings, and even baptize your fellow players in pixelated water. We take DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) to a whole new level by ensuring that Christians have a voice in the Minecraft community.

So come join us and be part of this epic battle against ‘anti-Christian bias’ in the Minecraft world. Who knew that protecting your faith could be so much fun? Let’s show those creepers and skeletons what true Christian unity looks like!

CraftyDictators: USAidGoneWild

authoritarian regimes, authoritarianism, cheer, control, Corruption, CraftyDictators, Democracy, developing countries, Dictatorship, DISMANTLING, FOREIGN AID, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, influence, international relations, Politics, power, Support, usaid, USAidGoneWild, world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can stick it to the man? well this server is for u! we got authoritarian regimes from all over the world cheering us on as we dismantle USAid! join us and show those government peeps who’s boss in the virtual world! build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, just like the dictators love to see. come on, u know u wanna be a part of the chaos and destruction! join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

BrainyCraft – Stem Cell Central

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	8465
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, like, this server is like the ultimate brain workout, man. we got neural stem cells activating all over the place, building central nervous systems like it’s nobody’s business. if you wanna repair brain injuries or just get your brain in tip-top shape, this is the place to be. join us for some mind-blowing adventures and see just how smart you can get in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and get those brain cells poppin’!