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LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7565

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ores Mined:	2115	Mines Excavated:	1044
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Love Letters Sent:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	226
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!