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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7253 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 720921 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?
And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?
So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.