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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9123 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.
So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!