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GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Votes:	8400	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Towns Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	201	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magic Items Found:	6752
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1179	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7105	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!