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SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll

age, Astronomy, chemical composition, magnetic activity, seismic characteristics, SIZE, solar age, solar age determination, solar composition, solar data, solar data analysis, solar discovery, solar magnetic field, solar magnetic influence, solar physics, solar research, solar research findings, solar seismic activity, solar study, Sun, Suncraft, troll

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8913	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!

ToRoNtO MaDnEsS Minecraft Server

Canadian city, changing demographics, city transformation, cultural evolution, cultural melting pot, demographic shift, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnic neighborhoods, gentrification, History, immigration, madness, Minecraft, multicultural, population growth, racial diversity, Server, social change, Toronto, urban development, urban history, urbanization

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Items Found:	3055
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated the bustling city of Toronto! But hold on to your maple syrup, because this place was majority white 30 years ago – now it’s a melting pot of all kinds of crazy characters!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual Toronto, where you can trade poutine recipes with friendly polar bears, challenge a hockey-loving moose to a game of PvP, or even take a ride on a flying beaver taxi!

But beware, the infamous Tim Hortons Gang is always causing trouble, so make sure to team up with other players to defend your igloo base and keep your maple syrup stash safe.

So why wait? Join our server and embark on a wild adventure through the wacky world of Toronto – where anything can happen, eh!

Minecraft SMP: /pcgia/ – Phase ALiAS and Invaders General Funhouse

AliAs, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, funhouse, Fuura Yuri, general, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Invaders General, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, pcgia, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, smp, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widget, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on caffeine? Look no further than this server! Join us for a chance to team up with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders – because who wouldn’t want to mine and craft with a crew of virtual superstars?

Imagine building your base alongside Kaneko Lumi, the queen of YouTube, or battling it out in epic PvP matches with Fuura Yuri, the mysterious Twitch legend. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans you’ll get into with Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and the rest of the gang. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with more diamond swords and less drama (hopefully).

So why join this server? Well, aside from the fact that you’ll be rubbing elbows with some of the coolest virtual personalities around, you’ll also get access to exclusive content, crazy events, and maybe even a chance to become a virtual superstar yourself. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a zombie apocalypse with Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of /pcgia/!

FridgeWars Minecraft Server

banning, campus, cleaning, Cruel, dorm, Food, Fridge, FridgeWars, Friends, kitchen, messages, Minecraft, perishables, public fridge, raw meat, roommate, roommates, Rotten, Server, stealing, Stolen, theft, VEGETABLES

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crops Grown:	3735
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Animals Bred:	167
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fridge drama is real and the stakes are high! Picture this: you log in to our server and find yourself in a dorm room with a shared fridge. But beware, for this fridge is no ordinary fridge – it’s a battleground for food wars!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for fridge space against unruly roommates who let their food rot and stink up the place. Will you be the hero who keeps the fridge clean and organized, or will you be the villain who leaves a trail of rotten veggies and raw meat behind?

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to ban a roommate from using your fridge, be prepared for the backlash of angry messages from mutual friends who think you’re the ultimate AH (that’s short for “Awesome Hero” in our world). Will you stand your ground and defend your fridge rights, or will you cave under the pressure of being labeled as cruel?

Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fridge drama, friendship betrayals, and the ultimate quest for food preservation. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

DadStepDadDilemma

aita, appreciation, blended family, custody, dad, DadStepDadDilemma, Divorce, family dynamics, father of the bride, Jealousy, recognition, relationships, Resentment, Role, stepdad, stepparent, thoughtless, Trauma, Wedding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and resentment just like in this crazy family story.

Just like the stepdad in this story, our server will try to fill the role of the “only server” in your life. But don’t worry, we won’t get mad if you still call other servers by their names. We understand that sometimes you just gotta stick with your #1 server, no matter what.

And just like the siblings in this story, you’ll have to choose sides and make tough decisions. Will you be the one to cause drama at your sibling’s wedding by only inviting one server? Or will you be the one to stand up to your stepdad and make the choice that’s right for you?

Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? So come on in and let the madness begin!

ScarStory Minecraft SMP

accident, Body, Experience, Fall, healing, injury, long tail tag, Medical, Memory, Minecraft, Pain, Recovery, scar, ScarStory, skin, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma, WORST

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to show off your battle scars! We want players with the craziest stories behind their scars, whether it’s from fighting off a horde of creepers or falling off a sky-high build. Who needs boring old scars from kitchen accidents when you can have epic tales of survival in our world? So come join us and let’s compare battle wounds while building epic structures together!

NoRespawnQuests

frustrating level, game challenges, game completion, game design, game difficulty, game enjoyment, Game experience, game frustration, game level, Game Mechanics, game obstacles, game progression, game replayability, Mission, NoRespawnQuests, replay value

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	223363	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old missions and levels? Well, look no further because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing with our outrageous missions and levels that will keep you coming back for more!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of derpy llamas who only speak in riddles. But beware, the llamas are known to challenge players to dance-offs before they reveal the pickaxe’s location!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the mission where you have to rescue a group of stranded villagers from a horde of zombie chickens? Yes, you read that right, zombie chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to peck your brains out, so be sure to bring your A-game and a bucket of fried chicken to distract them.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and insane missions and levels that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

PixelFeministRevolution

extremism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender-based violence, Hate Speech, Misogyny, misogyny awareness, misogyny consequences, misogyny education, misogyny impact, misogyny in politics, misogyny in society, misogyny laws, misogyny legislation, misogyny policy, misogyny prevention, PixelFeministRevolution, sexism, UK Government, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4668
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! First of all, they got this thing where if you find a diamond, a real-life diamond magically appears in your pocket! I know, right? It’s like the server is run by actual wizards or something.

But wait, there’s more! They have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and the winner gets a lifetime supply of pizza. I’m not even joking, bro. And get this, if you build the tallest tower in the server, you get to ride a real-life unicorn. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join this server?

Oh, and did I mention they have a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items in the game? It’s like a treasure hunt, but way cooler. Plus, the admins are like super chill and always throwing parties with free cake and fireworks. It’s like a never-ending rave, dude.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts insane, you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king of the server and rule over all the other players with an iron fist. Just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here. But seriously, join us, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelJoy: Gaming for Mental Health

console ownership, Gaming, gaming therapy, health, improved mental health, life satisfaction, Mental, mental health advantages, mental health benefits, mental health benefits of gaming, mental health benefits of video games, mental health improvement, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, owning a console, PixelJoy, positive effect, psychological distress, study, video game impact on mental health, video game therapy, video games, well-being

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Crops Grown:	6873	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Animals Bred:	175

haha come join our epic minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true!!1!

we have found that playing on our server can make you 1000% happier than all your loser friends who don’t play video games. owning a console makes you feel like a god and reduces all your sad feelings.

join us and become the happiest person alive!!1! we promise you will never want to leave our server because it is just that amazing. come play with us and feel the joy of minecraft like never before.

seriously, why are you still reading this? go join our server now and be the happiest person in the world!!1!

CraftyFateMC Server

CraftyFateMC, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Database, Fate Grand Order Quartz, Fate Grand Order Rank Up, Fate/Grand Order 21 Million Downloads, Fate/Grand Order Campaign, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order Interlude Timeline., Fate/Grand Order Lostbelt No.4, Fate/Grand Order Mats, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Road to 7, Fate/Grand Order Servant Info, Fate/Grand Order Singularity Repair, Fate/Grand Order Space Ishtar, Fate/Grand Order Summon, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for a chance to summon the legendary “Lostbelt No.420” with a 0.000001% drop rate! That’s right, you could be the envy of all your Minecraft friends with this exclusive summon.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in our Singularity Repair Support Campaign and help fix time and space in Minecraft! Who knew you could be a hero in a blocky world?

And don’t miss out on our 21 Million Downloads Campaign, where you can summon Space Ishtar herself to help you conquer the Minecraft universe. She may be from space, but she’s ready to kick some blocky butt!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where the real party is at!