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Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

ALARM, Chime, clock, CockaClock, cuckoo, funny, Hands, humor, hypothetical, Mechanism, Minecraft, pendulum, question.., Server, Tick, tick tock, Time, Time management, timepiece, tock, watch, wordplay

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

Above, Bao, Baos, below, Celestial, deity, Divine, father of Realms, Honor, King, Kingdom, Lord, Lord Bao Bao, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, Powerful, praise, reverence, Ruler, ruler of Heavens, smp, SUPREME, Worship

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ores Mined:	9900
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

713AM, blocked, Boundaries, Communication, designated time, Etiquette, Friendly, invasion of boundaries, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neighbor, normal human being, parenting, Playdate, reaching out, Relationship Building, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Texting, trampoline park, weekend morning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4406	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Farms Harvested:	592
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

DisasterCraft SMP

Bad Luck, Disaster, disastercraft, smp, Tragedy, unfortunate accident, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unfortunate incident, unfortunate outcome, unfortunate situation, unfortunate turn of events, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky moment, unlucky situation, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare, worst possible outcome, worst thing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Potions Brewed:	128	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SkyHighShenanigans

Airport, BIZARRE, bizarre items, Curious, eXtraordinary, flying, funny, luggage, odd, outlandish, passenger, peculiar, plane, SkyHighShenanigans, strange, Transportation, travel, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse victims, Belgian, Belgian clergy, Belgian clergy abuse, Belgian clergy abuse victims, Clergy Abuse, clergy abuse victims, compensation, compensation for abuse victims, deserve, deserve more compensation, FRANCIS, Holycraft, Minecraft, more, pope, pope francis, Pope Francis says, Server, Victims, victims compensation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	5569
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, Military, Négotiation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNot, Peace, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Survival, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7153
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1086
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, Atlantis, battle, Beasts, Chaos, Citizens, Depths, exclusive, hunting lodge, invite, kaiju, Machine, marketplace, mermorphs, Modded, Mysteries, Ocean, Quests, Snippy, Survival, Treasures, Ultimate, Unleashed, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Potions Brewed:	116
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

art, artist, artistic community, artistic expression, artwork, Creative, design, digital art, doodle, Double Up Edition, draw, Draw Thread, drawing, drawing challenge, Drawing Inspiration, Drawing Prompt, fine arts, illustration, Minecraft, pen and ink, Server, sketching, Thread, Visual Arts

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	2063
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Towns Built:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?