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Overview
Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

Features:

A Dynamic Survival Experience	From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
Enhanced Quality of Life	Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
Player-Driven Economy	Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

Join Us:

Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
What is the economy like on Blue Horizon?	We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them?	We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

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Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

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Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

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come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Buildings Constructed:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	221	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Potions Brewed:	82	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

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Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Potions Brewed:	44
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	162
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37