Tewtiy troll – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyYankee vs. PixelPaisa
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Come join our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always shinier! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? Easy peasy. Want a million diamonds? Just say the word!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Chicken, who lays golden eggs that can be used to buy anything your heart desires. Need a diamond sword? Just trade in a couple of golden eggs. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? No problem, the Golden Chicken has got you covered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the robot, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server for the time of your life! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? Let’s get mining, crafting, and partying like there’s no tomorrow!

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DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City
addiction, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, city, DrunkCraft, Dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, libido, long-term effects, male sexuality, medical findings, mens health, mental health, performance anxiety, psychological issues, Recovery, research, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, study, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment
so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

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Crimson Kingdoms
Adventure, alliances, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Plugins, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Leveling system, MCMMO, Medieval, Nations, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Structures, Survival
Welcome to CrimsonKingdoms, Dive into our world with custom terrain and structures with endless possibilities. Discover hidden treasures, create your own kingdoms and Nations to forge alliances in a dynamic and evolving world. Grind out our leveling system MCMMO , customize your gear with custom enchantments and make new friends along the way…
Join us on CrimsonKingdoms and shape your kingdom today!
78.46.38.179:26536

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New Server IP
Ruby Prison
1.16, 1.20.6, active updates, Auto Sell, exciting gameplay, Fast progression, fresh gameplay, innovative systems, mine grenades, minecraft server, op prison, Prison, PvE, PvP, resource robots, Ruby Prison, season system, server ip, supported Minecraft versions, Vibrant Community
Ruby Prison
Join Ruby Prison for a unique OP Prison experience! Our server includes a wide array of features to enhance your gameplay:
Enjoy fast progression with our auto-sell feature, mine grenades, and resource robots. Our season system brings new content every season, ensuring fresh and exciting gameplay. With active updates, innovative systems, and a vibrant community, there’s always something happening on Ruby Prison.
Server IP: rubyprison.mine.fun
Supported Minecraft Versions: 1.16 – 1.20.6
rubyprison.mine.fun

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Neckbeard Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.
So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

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BizThePonyMinecraftSMP
BizThePonyMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even repeat the same trick twice without getting banned? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! Our server is a lawless land of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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NeighborlyNomsGoneWrong
awkward situations, Communication, Community, community dynamics, Conflict Resolution, food sharing, food waste, gossip, hygiene, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, neighborly behavior, NeighborlyNomsGoneWrong, peer pressure, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social exclusion, social norms, suspicion, trust issues
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your neighbors gossiping behind your back!
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which flavor of virtual food to eat. Our community is filled with players who are just as awkward and socially inept as you, so you’ll fit right in!
Forget about real-life hygiene issues and embrace the virtual world of Minecraft where you can be whoever you want to be. Plus, if you accidentally throw away a virtual container, no one will judge you – we promise!
So come join us on our server and leave the neighborhood drama behind. Who needs nosy neighbors when you have virtual blocks to build with?

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New Server IP
BoomerBlockz
aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlockz, changes, changing attitudes, changing outlook, changing preferences, DISLIKES, evolving mindset, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, Maturity, personal growth, Preferences, shifting interests, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities
Are you starting to like less the older you get? Join our Minecraft server and relive your youth with a community of players who never grew up! Build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and unleash your inner child in a world where responsibilities don’t exist. Our server is so addictive, even grandma can’t stop playing – she’s currently leading a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! So why wait? Join now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, minus the bedtime curfew.

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BackyardVirusCraft
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so, like, you know how there’s this server that’s like, totally insane? well, get this, they found the COVID virus in common backyard animals in the US! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, it’s all good because on this server, you can totally fight off the virus with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and save the world from COVID-infected chickens and squirrels, because why not? it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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New Server IP
Mainland SMP
Active, Active players, Basic, Community, cooperative play, Essentials, fast growing, Grinding, limited plugins, Minecraft, minimal plugins, multiplayer, multiplayer server, Player Base, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Teams, traditional gameplay, Vanilla
Mainland SMP
A fast growing minecrart server, where the focus is keeping the server as vanilla and basic as possible.
We have an active player base, and a lot of teams to join and grind with.
The server limits the use of plugins. We try to limit this because we want the server to be as vanilla as possible. The plugins we use are essentials (/home , /tpa), Teams and RTP!
168.100.163.7:25568

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