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TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6249
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

WorkdayWonders Minecraft SMP

achievement, Best day at work, Career Growth, employee recognition, job fulfillment, job satisfaction, Minecraft, motivation, positive feedback, productivity, professional development, smp, Stress Management, success, team collaboration, Time management, work environment, work relationships, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration, WorkdayWonders, workplace culture

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	6537	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.

Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.

DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced, bad decisions, blackout, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Foolish, funny, hangover, intoxicated, intoxicated behavior, mistake, Party, partying, regretful, regrettable actions, Shenanigans, silly, stupid

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.

ChildFreeCraft Minecraft Server

Ban, child-free lifestyle, ChildfreeCraft, children, controversy, cultural values, Family Planning, Government, legislation, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, parenting, personal freedom, policy, population control, Proposal, public opinion, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, traditional values

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4320
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Russia is trying to ban child-free lifestyles? Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of real life and build a virtual world where you can be child-free all you want, then this server is the place to be! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even start a revolution against those pesky Russian lawmakers. Who needs kids when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight, amirite? So come on over and let’s show Russia that we don’t need their rules in our pixelated paradise!

MoscowMinecraftWars

Assassination, Colonel, crime, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign relations, intelligence agencies, international news, investigation, Killed, military intelligence, Military operations, Moscow, MoscowMinecraftWars, murder, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, SECURITY, targeted killing, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	1598
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

AI assistance, ANALYZES, anger expression, anger management, behavioral analysis, Behavioral studies, chatgpt, ChatGPTs, communication skills, complex studies, data analysis, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Lab, professional behavior, professional environment, psychology research, Ragecraft, research assistance, research tools, researchers, workplace behavior, workplace dynamics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

asleep, boringsmp, bucketable entities, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Enjoyable, Events, Fall, Features, Flat, house safe, Join, Land claiming, Mechanics, multiplayer, Plain, Seconds, Server, smp, spice up, Survival, Teleport, Tweaks, Vanilla, vanilla game, warp stones, Youll

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

baby, Minecraft, Server, weeks

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchantments Applied:	88

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

animal, animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal rights activists, animal rights awareness, animal rights campaign, animal rights community, animal rights movement, animal rights organization, animal rights support, animal welfare, end animal rape, Minecraft, prevent animal rape, rape, related, smp, STOP, stop animal abuse, stop animal cruelty, stop animal exploitation, stop animal violence, Threads

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	147	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

authorized user, budgeting, budgeting discussions, communication problems, controlling behavior, CraftyCouplesCashClash, credit card, discretionary spending, family finances, financial boundaries, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, financial trust, overspending, Partnership, relationship issues, SAHM, shopping habits

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!