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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4225 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 727 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!