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“EZPZCoding” – Minecraft SMP

basic coding language, beginner coder, Beginner programming, coding for beginners, easiest programming language, easy coding, easy coding language, easy programming concepts, EZPZCoding, introduction to programming, learn programming, learning to code, Minecraft, programming basics, programming for absolute beginners, programming for beginners, programming for dummies, programming for newbies, programming for non-techies, programming made easy, programming tutorials, simple programming language, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Potions Brewed:	177
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Emeralds Found:	2294

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP by 12-year-olds who code in their sleep? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for programming newbies like yourself! We promise that our server is so easy to navigate, even a potato could do it. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once coded an entire mini-game using only emojis. Join us now and experience the wild world of Minecraft programming for yourself!

BluntCraft: No RSVP Needed

assertive communication, blunt decline, BluntCraft, dog behavior, dog behavior boundaries, dog communication, dog dynamics, dog family, dog interactions, Dog lover, dog owner boundaries, dog playdate, dog playtime, dog relationships, dog social cues, dog socialization, dog training, dog walk, dog-human relationship, family dog, Needed, puppy owner, RSVP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Emeralds Found:	8717	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of being coerced into things you didn’t plan to do? Do you love dogs but can’t stand when people humanize them too much? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building!

Our server is like a virtual oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone guilt-tripping you into staying longer than you want. No more dealing with over-dramatic dog lovers who think their pets are speaking in secret code – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

Join now and say goodbye to feeling like the bad guy for setting boundaries. Build your dream world and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CraftyCharmsMC

Allure, attraction, Body language, charisma, Charm, chemistry, Confidence, CraftyCharmsMC, ENERGY, eye contact, Grooming, instantly attractive, intelligence, Kindness, magnetism, Personality, physical appearance, positivity, sense of humor, Smile, Style

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Votes:	7119	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Have you ever seen someone build a perfectly symmetrical house in Minecraft? Instant attraction right there! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by the most architecturally gifted players in the world. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of block-building geniuses who have mastered the art of pixelated perfection. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and talent, join us now! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that!

OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone

brain health, depression, diet, dietary sources, fatty acids, major depressive disorder, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mood, nutrition, omega-3, omegacraft, Prevention, research, risk factors, study, Supplements, Zone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	138	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

join our epic minecraft server and level up your omega-3 game, yo! did you know that players with higher omega-3 levels are less likely to get depressed in the game? it’s true, bro! we got all the fish you need to boost those fatty acids and keep you in a good mood while you build your blocky empire.

imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.

LightningLego [SMP] – Where playing with blocks is serious business! Ages 21+

Adventure, AGES, apply, blocks, BUILD, Business, Challenges, Community, Create, Dedicated, Economy, Environment, Ice Highway, Immersive, LightningLego, Mini Games, Nether, player-driven, Playing, progress, Resources, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skill System, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	8675	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Potions Brewed:	65	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4789
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

About Thunder Blocks
Type: Never-Resting Survival
Age Requirement: 21+
Target Audience: Casual and dedicated players

Unique Features
MCMMO: Enhance your gameplay with our RPG-like experience and skill system.
Never-Resetting World: Your creations and progress will stand the test of time.
Largest Nether Ice Highway: Travel quickly and efficiently across the Nether.
Resource Server: Gather resources without disturbing the main world.
Gaming District: Engage in various mini-games and challenges.
Shopping District: Trade and shop in our vibrant player-driven economy.

Why Choose Thunder Blocks? Our main world never resets, allowing you to build and create without the fear of losing your hard work. Whether you’re a casual player looking for a friendly community or a dedicated player aiming to leave your mark, Thunder Blocks has a place for you.

Ready to join? Apply to join at https://thunderblocks.net/apply

FAQ

What is the age requirement for Thunder Blocks?

The age requirement for Thunder Blocks is 21+.

What is the main type of gameplay on Thunder Blocks?

Thunder Blocks offers a never-resting survival experience.

Does Thunder Blocks have any unique features?

Yes, Thunder Blocks has unique features such as MCMMO, a never-resetting world, the largest Nether Ice Highway, a resource server, a gaming district, and a shopping district.

How can I join Thunder Blocks?

To join Thunder Blocks, you can apply at https://thunderblocks.net/apply

BloodClaim Minecraft Server

Ancestry, belonging, Blood Test, BloodClaim, Chud, citizenship, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic claim, ethnicity, Fairness, Genealogy, heritage, Identity, immigration, inclusion, legal status, Minecraft, Nationality, Server, Simplicity

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Buildings Constructed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of dealing with complicated citizenship processes? Well, on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is take a blood test to claim your ethnic citizenship! No more paperwork, just a quick prick of the finger and you’re in!

Join us and become a citizen of the most diverse and inclusive virtual world ever created. Want to be a Viking? Just show us your Nordic blood. Dream of being a samurai? Let us test your Japanese heritage. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Once you join, you’ll have access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, rainbow bridges, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. Plus, every full moon, we host a wild party where all the mythical creatures come out to play.

So come on down to our blood-testing citizenship center and start your epic journey on our Minecraft server. Who knew claiming citizenship could be this fun and easy?

HotGirlMinecraftSMP

attractiveness, charisma, control, Girls, hot, HotGirlMinecraftSMP, image, influence, looks, Manipulation, Persuasion, Popular, power, seduction, social status, white nationalists

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Are you tired of being just another block in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of being the hottest player around, with all the power and influence? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the ultimate heartthrob of the server. With your stunning looks, you’ll have the power to turn all the girls into white nationalists with just a wink. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting mobs – your charm is all you need to rule the server!

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Can you handle the pressure of being the most desired player in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks

bil, BILs, Boundaries, brother-in-law, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family drama, financial struggles, free trip, hijinks, honeymoon, Jealousy, Marriage dynamics, Paris trip, refusal, relationship strain, sibling relationships, Wealthy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of family vacations and shared honeymoons!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise in Paris, without any entitled brats ruining your fun. Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, so why waste your time arguing over who gets to go on a free trip?

Don’t be a leech to your brother-in-law, be a legend on our server instead! Who needs a wealthy partner when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor to protect you from any marriage drama?

So come on, join us and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, building a castle in Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with family conflicts. Plus, we promise no one will give you the cold shoulder here – unless you’re standing on a snow biome!

TunnelDrive Minecraft Server

border, border control, Conflict, Defense, discovery, drive through, egypt, gaza, Hamas, idf, Infrastructure, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, national security, SECURITY, Server, SMUGGLING, Surveillance, Tunnel, TunnelDrive, Underground, Vehicles

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6092
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

haha u know what else is large enough for vehicles to drive through? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us and explore the craziest tunnels and caves you’ve ever seen! we’ve got secret passages that lead to hidden treasure and maybe even a dragon or two (jk but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! so what are you waiting for? hop on in and start digging!

CraftyCreeperAnneFrank

Amsterdam, Anne Frank, anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperAnneFrank, discrimination, Graffiti, hate crime, historical, Holocaust, intolerance, Jewish, memorial, Netherlands, park, Pro-palestinian, Remembrance, Statue, tolerance, Vandalism, vandalized, world war II

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own anne frank statue and protect it from vandals!!! we have crazy pvp battles where u can fight off pro-palestinian graffiti artists trying to destroy ur masterpiece!! join now for the ultimate challenge and defend anne frank’s honor in the virtual world!!! #justiceforannefrank #minecraftmadness