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CraftyCanuck’s Ukrainian Adventure

Adventure, Arms export, Canadian military equipment, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanucks, cross-border operations, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, nato, Ottawa, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	2069
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Ukraine, minding your own business, when suddenly you get the green light to use Canadian military gear in Russia! Like, what even is happening, bro? It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where anything goes! Join us for the ultimate battle royale experience, where you can ride polar bears into battle and shoot maple syrup cannons at your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your moose and come join the chaos!

FantasyCraft – Hololive 3rd Gen Server

3D LIVE Collab, 3rd, 82849453, Channels.., collaboration, Dead Ma’am’s Chest, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, FLARE, Gen, hololive, Hololive 3rd Generation, last thread, Marine, MV, NOËL, Pekora, Server, Square of Magic, STREAMS, Videos, Wander, マーブル冴える, 不知火フレア

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	165	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: Pekora, Flare, Noel, and Marine all teaming up for an epic 3D LIVE collab on our server. It’s like the Avengers, but with way more chaos and laughter. And let’s not forget about the music videos – Noel’s MV will have you dancing like a pro, while Flare’s MV will make you feel like you’re in a disco fever dream.

But wait, there’s more! Marine’s MV will have you singing sea shanties like a pirate on a quest for buried treasure. And speaking of treasure, rumor has it that there’s a secret chest hidden somewhere on the server filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP – /feh/ – Block Emblem Heroes

#youtube, BLOCK, Community, discussion, Emblem, event calendar, feh, feh-timeline, fehstatsim, fire emblem, fire emblem heroes, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Links, Minecraft, mobile game, New Trailer, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Updates

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us as we summon Minecraft mobs to do our bidding, and battle against each other with enchanted diamond swords and bows.

Our event calendar is filled with epic quests and challenges, like defeating the Ender Dragon with only a wooden sword or building a castle made entirely of TNT. Don’t worry, we have a summoning cost simulator to help you plan out your next move.

Need some tips and tricks? Check out our links and guides, where you can learn how to tame a creeper or ride a pig into battle. And make sure to watch our new trailer, where we ride into battle on a giant chicken!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Fire Emblem Heroes when you can have Minecraft mobs as your loyal companions? Let’s craft and conquer together!

UglyMiningCraft

awkward, awkward movements, clumsy, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, goofy, IMPOSSIBLE, Ridiculous, silly, UglyMiningCraft, unappealing, Unattractive, uncool, unflattering, unglamorous, unsexy, unsightly

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	52

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!

KerchCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, danger, emergency, evacuation, explosion incident, explosions, Fire, Kerch, KerchCraft, Local Media, military activity, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, Reports, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, violence, war zone

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	5442
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	7590

come join our epic minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from creeper attacks and the only fire you’ll encounter is from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket! forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only news reports are about epic battles and daring adventures. join now for a chance to witness legendary battles between players and mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

KurskCraft: Crimea Escape

Assistance, Crimea, Crisis, emergency, Escape, evacuated, evacuation, Government, Humanitarian Aid, Kursk, KurskCraft, Refugees, Relocation, Residents, russia, Safety, Shelter, Support, temporary housing, Transportation, travel

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Star Shards Collected:	75	Mines Excavated:	4421
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Kursk residents getting evacuated to Crimea for a wild adventure! Build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the evacuees to create a secret underground society. Watch out for radioactive creepers and mutant villagers roaming around causing mayhem. Join now for the ultimate post-apocalyptic experience, where anything can happen!

WildfireCraft2023

air pollution, Amazonia, Canada, carbon dioxide emissions, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, ecological balance, emissions trajectory, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme wildfires, global warming, Global wildfires, greenhouse gases, natural disasters, WildfireCraft2023

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
New Chunks Explored:	939296	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

join our minecraft server and save the world from global wildfires! we got magical powers that can control the weather and stop those pesky fires from spreading. come build your own fireproof fortress and protect the land from the wrath of mother nature. plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands. who needs climate change when you have a minecraft server like this?! join now and be a hero in a world of blocky chaos!

BloodSpillMinecraftServer

anticipation, BloodSpillMinecraftServer, Community, developer, Director, Event, EXCITEMENT, FanFest, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, gameplay, Gaming, mmorpg, ONLINE, Panel Discussion, Rumors, speculation, spill blood, Square Enix, video games, virtual world, Yoshida

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will Yoshida spill blood again at the next Final Fantasy XIV fanfest? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that our server has to offer. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

InflateNoMore Minecraft SMP

Anti-inflation technology, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic inflation, economic progress, economic solutions, economic stability, economic strategies, economic trends, Financial Stability, financial technology, InflateNoMore, inflation control, inflation management, inflation prevention, inflation reduction, Minecraft, monetary policy, smp, technology advancement, technology innovation, technology solutions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	860804	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ores Mined:	5423	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing inflating is the egos of the players? Well, look no further because our server has the solution to economic inflation! We use a top-secret technology that involves trading diamonds for dirt blocks to keep the economy stable.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Ron Rule, the legendary player who single-handedly saved the server from financial ruin by building a giant dirt castle that brought prosperity to all. Will you be the next hero to rise up and conquer the economy with your dirt trading skills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky and wild adventure! Join now and experience the thrill of economic stability like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so exciting and financially responsible?

SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, AnimalTrashTalk, Communication, FANTASY, funny animals, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, rude animals, rude behavior, rude creatures, rudeness, SassySMP, Talking, Talking Animals, talking creatures

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Towns Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!