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PuppyParvoPanic Minecraft Server

abandoned puppy, animal rescue, disease prevention, dog health, Minecraft, parvo, pet adoption, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet diseases, pet exposure, pet guilt, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet socialization, pet vaccines, pet wellness, PuppyParvoPanic, Server, unvaccinated dog, vaccination, veterinary care

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time we adopted a puppy during a hurricane only to find out she had Parvo. But wait, it gets crazier – turns out, the brother of our server owner never vaccinated his dog and blamed us for the whole mess! Can you believe it?

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who always have each other’s backs, even in the most absurd situations. So come on in and experience the wildest adventures, the most outrageous stories, and the most unexpected friendships. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PreggoProbsMC

Boundaries, communication breakdown, drama avoidance, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, messy relationships, personal responsibility, PreggoProbsMC, pregnant and homeless, pregnant girlfriend, pregnant woman, self-care, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, temporary living situation, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling, wedding planning stress

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with on-again, off-again relationships, unexpected pregnancies, and roommates kicking each other out left and right. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

Don’t worry about dealing with moody pregnant women or family members trying to guilt trip you into letting them move in. On our server, the only thing you’ll be dealing with is building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

So come on in and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to connect with? Join now and let the fun begin!

WebSurfMinecraftSMP

digital content, favorite online destination, favorite website, favorite website outside of social media, internet browsing, internet favorites, non-social media, non-social networking, online browsing, Online Community, online platform, reddit alternative, web content, web surfing, website choice, website discovery, website preference, website recommendation, website selection, WebSurfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3720	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1800
Buildings Constructed:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building generic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a chicken and accidentally summoned a horde of zombie chickens to take over the server. Or how about the time we held a dance party in the Nether and ended up starting a full-blown zombie rave?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players can saddle up their swine and compete for the title of fastest pig racer in the land. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up their dragons in the most outrageous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

CraftyChallenges

brutal difficulty, challenging games, controller smashing moments, CraftyChallenges, demanding gameplay, difficult gaming, epic fails, frustrating gameplay, hand-eye coordination, Hardcore Gaming, Hardest video game, intense gaming, mental endurance, never ending obstacles, punishing games, rage inducing games, relentless challenges, skill testing games, steep learning curve, tough video games, unforgiving gameplay

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Have you ever tried playing Minecraft blindfolded, with one hand tied behind your back, and a parrot on your shoulder squawking random crafting recipes in your ear? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our custom-built world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and lava waterfalls that flow in reverse. Don’t worry, our resident wizard will be there to guide you through the madness…unless he accidentally turns himself into a chicken again.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? Done. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course…we don’t want to clean up actual brain matter). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

PvPokeWar: Russian Roulette

CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, military conflict, Military operations, Pokrovsk direction, political tensions, prisoner abuse, PvPokeWar, roulette, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, Russian forces, Ukrainian prisoners of war, violence, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, war zone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Animals Bred:	126
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	5157
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Votes:	3875	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have russian forces shooting 16 ukrainian prisoners of war in the pokrovsk direction!!!!! it’s a wild ride, folks. but don’t worry, we have respawn so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem. build your own prison camp or try to escape from one, the possibilities are endless! plus, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

black communities, climate change, community resilience, death, Destruction, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster research, emergency response, environmental impact, excess deaths, extreme weather events, Havoc, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, infant mortality, long-term effects, mortality rates, natural disasters, public health, scientific study, social disparities, tropical cyclones, vulnerable populations

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

What are Minecraft servers like Lifestealing ?

Admin-held events, AUTOMATIC EVENTS, bedrock, Claims, Clans, crystal pvp, Duels, ELIMINATIONS, Events, Greifing allowed, Griefing, java, LifeSteal, Lifesteal experience, mobile games, No eliminations, Popular mobile games, practice pvp, PvP, Rewards, Survival, version 1.20.4

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to Lifestealing include:

1. LifestealCraft – This server offers a similar Lifesteal experience with custom features and events to keep players engaged.

2. LifestealPvP – A PvP-focused server with a Lifesteal twist, allowing players to battle it out in intense combat scenarios.

3. LifestealSurvival – If you enjoy the survival aspect of Lifestealing, this server provides a similar experience with unique challenges and features.

4. LifestealFactions – Join a faction and conquer the competition on this server, which combines Lifesteal elements with faction gameplay for an exciting adventure.

5. LifestealCreative – For those who prefer creative mode, this server offers a Lifesteal twist on building and creating, allowing players to showcase their skills in a unique environment.

Whichever server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging experience that resembles the excitement of Lifestealing. Join a community of players who love immersive gameplay and discover your new favorite Minecraft server today!

lifestealing.com

HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, description, forum, Hellish, HELLMINE, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, OWNER, personal account, PvP, Ranking, rules, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

The owner of the server “HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hellmine.fun

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, Character Sheet, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, patch notes, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, skse, Skyrim, Social, stealthy edition, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1378
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	4
Ores Mined:	1069	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anime, Chat, clocktits, Community, Edition, FANART, Gaming, general, lewd, lewd content, memes, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, Slutposting, smp, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber girls, waifu

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	257243

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!