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LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	4845
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

Minecraft, poppin, smp, We poppin Poppin Party Celebration Fun Excitement Music Dancing Nightlife Clubbing Socializing Friends Good times Entertainment High energy Festive Cheers Happy Vibes Turn up

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mines Excavated:	2106	Magic Items Found:	1917
Zombie Dances:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Farms Harvested:	104
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	758840	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	4081
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Emeralds Found:	7602
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8614
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com