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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, defence secretary, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, kyiv, labour, military aid, Minecraft, new supplies, peacekeeping efforts, pledges, Political Visit, Server, solidarity, Support, Travels, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4109	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, get this, our minecraft server is so lit that even the labour defence secretary is taking a break from politics to come play with us in ukraine! we’re like the official supplier of new supplies to kyiv, like we got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want. join us and be a part of the craziest international minecraft alliance ever seen! who needs politics when you got blocks to mine, amirite? come join the fun and let’s build a world where everyone is a winner!

HostageCraft: AchieveWarGoals

AchieveWarGoals, Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fighting, hostage deal, HostageCraft, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, peace process, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, strategy, Terrorism, war goals

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	112
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, liek, this server is so epic, you gotta join or else israel will come and start a war until they get what they want. but don’t worry, we got u covered with the best minecraft gameplay to distract u from all that drama. come build, mine, and fight with us before netanyahu comes knocking on ur door demanding diamonds or something. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with that guy. so join now and let’s have a blast before things get too crazy!

TattooedCraft

art, body art, conformity, creativity, fashion, Identity, Individuality, ink, Mainstream, Perception, personal style, popular culture, Rebellion, Self-expression, societal norms, societal pressure, stereotype, TattooedCraft, tattoos, trend, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragons Tamed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	295

yo, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns we got creepers and instead of rainbows we got lava pits. but dont worry, u gonna have a blast!

imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?

oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.

so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!

🐟 Sunburned [SMP] {Watch Out for Custom Fish & Gear} {Weekly Failures} {Zombies} {Dance-offs} {Mandatory PvP} {YES Whitelist/Resets} {1.20-1.21+} {Java+Bedrock}

1.201.21, Auctions, bedrock, cross-platform, Custom, custom fish, Custom Gear, Danceoffs, Economy, Events, Failures, Fish, fishing log, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, Javabedrock, Land claiming, Lobster Pots, Mandatory, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, PvP, pvp arena, Resets, Shops, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, watch, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges, WhitelistResets, zombies

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Key Features and Benefits:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join Shaded today by copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

Connect with Us:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks?	Players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.
Are there regular events and challenges on Shaded?	Yes, Shaded features quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players engaged and rewarded.

KingdomCraft Server

Action-Adventure, artificial kingdom hearts, completionist, Disney, Donald Duck, Gaming, goofy, keyblade, kingdom hearts 1, kingdom hearts 2, kingdom hearts 3, kingdomcraft, loading screens, long tail tags, nobodies, RPG, Server, sora, Square Enix, video games, xehanort

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so big, you’ll forget about loading screens altogether! Dive into a world where you’ll uncover the mysteries of 13 Xehanorts, nobodies, and artificial Kingdom Hearts. Who needs to understand the history when you can just jump in and have a blast? Come join the madness and see if you can conquer it all – 100% completion awaits you!

TinyHomeGayBlack Minecraft Server

acceptance, black guy, Boundaries, Connection, Discreet, Diversity, Exploration, gay sex, interracial, INTIMATE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minority, non-traditional, personal experience, Pleasure, relationship, Self Discovery, Server, sexual encounter, taboo, tiny home, TinyHomeGayBlack

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be having gay sex with a black guy in your tiny home in no time! Join us for non-stop fun, unexpected adventures, and a community that’s as diverse as it gets. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Come join us and let the madness begin!

ExitBlocker Minecraft Server

4th of july, aita, blocked exit, car lights, Communication, Confrontation, crowd control, ExitBlocker, fireworks, holiday festivities, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, Parking, parking etiquette, passive aggression, petty revenge, road manners, sensory processing disorder, Server, spd, tense situation, town celebration, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	1500
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where petty revenge is not only encouraged but rewarded! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Just like the story of the 4th of July celebration gone wrong, you’ll find yourself in the middle of crazy situations that will have you laughing for days.

Imagine blocking someone’s path in the game just for fun, or shining your virtual headlights in their face as payback. The possibilities are endless on our server, where being petty is the name of the game. So come join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of pettiness in the Minecraft world. Join now and let the hilarity begin!

OiNeighborBallKick

bad, Ball, bbq, child, Conflict, cry, Disgusting, face, Fence, Food, garden, Message, NECK, neighbors, OiNeighborBallKick, Parent, reaction, right, Shout, shouting, surgery

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where shouting “Oi!” at your neighbors’ kids is not only encouraged, but rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us for a BBQ-themed world where you can kick balls into other players’ food, causing chaos and hilarity.

Experience the thrill of surgical neck injuries and emotional rollercoasters as you navigate through our unique landscape filled with angry parents and crying children. Build your own BBQ fortress to protect yourself from incoming balls and angry messages from neighbors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your right to shout at children and earn the title of the most disgusting player on the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlocktopiaCraft

action, Adventure, all time, best video game, BlocktopiaCraft, classic, console, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, Greatest, MODERN, multiplayer, Nostalgia, opinion, PC, role playing, Single player, strategy, top choice, Ultimate

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Forget about all those other boring Minecraft servers, because ours is the ultimate place to be for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed! Suddenly, a giant chicken appeared out of nowhere and started chasing them around, clucking menacingly. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers, engage in epic build battles with other players using nothing but giant blocks of cheese, and even participate in a weekly llama fashion show where the most stylish llama wins a shiny new saddle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoSurvivalCraft

ancient creatures, animal kingdom, Biodiversity, cretaceous period, dinosaur extinction theories., Dinosaurs, DinoSurvivalCraft, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary biology, Extinction, fossil record, Jurassic era, long tail, natural history, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
New Chunks Explored:	666751	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS running around like it’s jurassic park up in here! yea, you heard that right, we got T-rexes, triceratops, and even those little raptor dudes. but wait, there’s more! our dinosaurs can actually talk and they’re all super friendly. they’ll help you mine for diamonds and protect you from creepers. it’s like having your own personal dino bodyguard. plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it, if you find the golden pickaxe hidden deep within the cave, you’ll unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft champion. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a dino-taming, treasure-hunting, diamond-mining master on our server!