so, like, u know that place Crimea? well, our server is like, the reason why international law is all like “yo, give it back to Ukraine, bro!” cuz we got this president of Türkiye dude who’s all like, “nah man, gotta follow the rules, give it back!” but like, he’s also super chill and plays on our server all the time, so u gotta join to hang out with him and stuff. plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff, so if u wanna be a part of the cool kids club, u gotta join our server, man. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.
