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ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	162
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Items Found:	1138
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Items Found:	5727
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Void Armor Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5425
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	1057
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Animals Bred:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!