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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 770 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 5741 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Join our server and embark on quests like “Find the Invisible Chicken” where you have to search for a chicken that is literally invisible. Or how about “Parkour Across Lava Pits with One Leg Tied Behind Your Back”? Trust us, it’s as fun as it sounds!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon, who is known for randomly exploding into a shower of rainbow sparkles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and disco skeletons!
So why waste your time on boring missions when you can join our server and experience the most hilariously awful quests in Minecraft history? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!