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South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Forever New Day Minecraft SMP

big e, Champions, Cleared, COMEBACK, Day, Entertainment, future plans, injury, Kofi Kingston, Minecraft, New Day, professional wrestling, reunion, Rumors, smp, speculation, sports, tag team, wrestling, wwe, Xavier Woods

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. That’s right, you’ll never know when a llama army will come charging at you while you’re peacefully mining for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party going on in one of the caves, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a group of dancing llamas doing the floss dance while wearing diamond armor. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Anki, Assistance, banter, blocky, Cards, due, efficiency, English, exam prep, Flashcards, help needed, language learning, learning tools, memorization, Minecraft, productivity, review, Server, spaced repetition, study, study session, studying, Time management, vocabulary

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Towns Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of studying for those boring English exams? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate study break destination! Join us and escape the stress of Anki cards by building epic structures and battling mobs in our virtual world. Who needs flashcards when you can have fun mining for diamonds and exploring hidden caves? Trust us, your brain will thank you for this much-needed break! So come on, ditch the textbooks and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Argensimio Manager Problem Minecraft SMP Fixers

Argensimio, argensimio manager, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, employee dissatisfaction, fixers, ineffective managers, leadership development, leadership problems, management issues, management skills, Manager, managerial incompetence, Minecraft, organizational behavior, performance management, Problem, problem employees, problem solving, professional development, smp, team dynamics, team effectiveness, toxic work environment, workplace challenges, workplace culture

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by argensimio managers on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky argensimio managers once and for all.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Diamond Pig?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, you heard that right, you can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle all thanks to our magical carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Say goodbye to argensimio managers and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	New Chunks Explored:	956758
Mines Excavated:	1357	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRJ.SKYBARS.ME

Did She Win? Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	669
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant the eater unlimited powers (and a serious case of indigestion).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And if you can prove yourself worthy, they may just let you join their ranks and soar through the skies on bacon-powered steeds.

And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Jousting tournaments that take place every full moon. Grab your trusty feathered companion and compete against other players in a battle of beaks and bravery. The winner gets a crown made of solid gold (or maybe just some feathers, we’re not made of money).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend whispered about around campfires and crafting tables.

Family Kino SMP – 15 Years Later

15 years, cinematic experience, classic film, family, family bonding, Family Entertainment, Family Film, family friendly, family fun, family love, family movie, family time, family tradition, Family Values, Kino, long awaited, long overdue, movie night, Nostalgia, overdue reunion, smp, starting a family, Years

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
New Chunks Explored:	365296	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to start a family… in Minecraft! That’s right, we haven’t had a starting a family kino in 15 years and we need YOU to come and shake things up.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, raising virtual children and teaching them the ways of the blocky world. But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of Minecraft toddlers who are plotting to overthrow the current family system and take over the server. Will you be able to protect your family from these tiny terrors?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat this feathered fiend and claim the title of Chicken King for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest family adventure you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

True V Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	228

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden toilets, and a community of players who communicate exclusively in llama noises. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance-offs for rare loot. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world!

Anime Watcher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like an anime lover’s dream come true!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite anime like Evangelion and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Battle giant monsters, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even discover your own Stand power!

But that’s not all, we also have custom mods that allow you to ride on the backs of giant mechs and summon powerful anime characters to fight by your side. And don’t worry about getting griefed, our server is protected by a magical barrier that only true anime fans can pass through.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Druidism Conversion Minecraft Server

Aisus, Autumn Equinox, Celtic Druidism, christcucks, Christianity, Conversion, CONVERTING, December 25, deity, druidism, Druidry, Easter, esos, Esus, Feast of the Transfiguration, Harvest, hesus, Iesus, Jewish rabbi, Jewish subversion, Minecraft, Old Testament, Ostara, proto-Bolshavism, redpill, Rituals, Server, slave morality, social media, spring equinox, Traditions, Websites, West problems, winter solstice

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	252
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of being a christcuck? Ready to embrace your inner Druid and unlock the secrets of the universe? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Esus/Esos/Hesus/Aisus/Iesus and all things Druidic!

Join us for Winter Solstice celebrations on December 25, Easter festivities around the spring equinox, and autumn equinox rituals to honor the harvest. We’ve got everything you need to break free from the chains of christcuckery and embrace the true power of Druidry.

But that’s not all – our server is also a hotbed of conspiracy theories and wild ideas. Want to learn how Christianity is actually a Jewish subversion of Celtic Druidism? We’ve got you covered. Ready to convert your christcuck parents and friends to the ways of the Druids? We’ll show you how.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to enlightenment. Who needs the old testament, Jewish rabbis, or slave morality when you’ve got Druidry on your side? Let’s solve all of the West’s problems, one Minecraft block at a time. See you on the server, fellow truth-seeker!

BenjiKrol Fap Sessions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a strict “no shirt, no service” policy inspired by Benjikrol himself, so get ready to show off those abs while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sexuality in the best way possible. Are you straight? Are you bi? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll be having a blast on our server while you figure it out.

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have you fapping to Minecraft videos for months to come. Trust us, it’s worth it.