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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8114 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9088 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.