🍆💦terminally online Minecraft Servers

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

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Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

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CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

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RoboGirl’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So why wait? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a fellow player who shares your love for RoberAlso Wuthering Waves/WuWa threads. It’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

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GriefedAndGrateful Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and diamond shovels. Build your base in the middle of a lava lake or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But be warned, the mobs on this server are not your average zombies and skeletons. They have been trained by the legendary /g/ to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this insane world, come join us and see if you can conquer the chaos!

Remember, on this server, anything goes. So strap in, hold on tight, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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WholesomeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more wholesome moments than a puppy cuddling a kitten. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches. So come on over and make memories that will make you smile so hard, your face might just break!

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SydneyCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reject motions condemning hamas just like the university of sydney students! why condemn when you can build and explore with us instead? our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters, like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a zombie chef who serves up the best brain stew in town. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and battle giant spiders. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show those pesky motions who’s boss!

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KurskCraft: Ukraine Allies Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out in a virtual world! watch as the kursk assault unfolds right before your eyes, with explosions and drama at every turn! pick a side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! join now for a front row seat to the most intense minecraft war you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t want to miss this!

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FiberCraft402TBPS

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OMG, dis server be like da Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers, zoomin’ at a speed of 402 terabits per second! U can build so fast, it’s like u got superpowers or somethin’. Join dis server if u wanna be da Flash of Minecraft, leavin’ all da other players in da dust. Plus, our fiber optics tech is so fancy, it’s like playin’ Minecraft in da future. So come on, join us and experience da fastest, craziest Minecraft server ever!

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DysonVacuum [Modded]

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New Update	The Dyson Sphere modpack created by SphereMC with dedicated multiplayer server
Features	Includes a mix of mods such as Create & Addons, Mekanism, Gregtech, Draconic Evolution, building materials, Valkyrien Skies, Eureka! Airships + Quests
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Download	Simple and quick download

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

The Dyson Sphere modpack is built on Minecraft 1.20.1 and is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’. It offers a mix of modded biomes, magic, technology (Create, Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies), and is designed for both adventurers and tech enthusiasts.

Our Promise:

We guarantee 99% uptime with daily restarts on our dedicated server hardware.

Server Info:

Version: Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack: CurseForge Sphere
Difficulty: Mild
RAM Recommendation: 6GB minimum

Join Us!

Join our community on Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server without the modpack?

No, you need to have the Dyson Sphere modpack installed to join our server.

What mods are included in the pack?

The modpack includes mods like Create & Addons, Mekanism, Gregtech, Draconic Evolution, Valkyrien Skies, and more.

Is the server suitable for casual players?

Yes, the server is suitable for both casual players and dedicated Minecraft enthusiasts.

What is the recommended RAM for optimal performance?

We recommend a minimum of 6GB of RAM for smooth gameplay.

How often is the server updated?

We provide regular updates to ensure the best experience for our players.

How can I join the server?

You can join our server by using the Discord link provided above.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera! Join us and witness the epic battle between the Palestinians and Israel as they fight over land like it’s a game of musical chairs. Will the Palestinians finally get their revenge and build the ultimate sandcastle? Or will Israel annex all the lands and turn it into a giant Minecraft theme park? Join now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server drama of all time! Plus, we have free virtual popcorn for all spectators!

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FingerSnapz Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, I have single-handedly brought everlasting peace and prosperity to the world! No more need for war or destruction, and best of all, no one will ever go hungry again!

But wait, there’s more! Thanks to my magical powers, our bodies can now withstand time, so you can live for as long as you like! Want to be immortal? Done! Want to turn into a dragon and fly around? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server.

So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs normalcy when you can have pure chaos and fun? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

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HouseParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of untrained dogs and unneutered cats? Look no further! Our server is like stepping into a tornado of broken toys, dirty dishes, and trash – but in a good way!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.

Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!

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New Minecraft Servers

Insane terminally online Minecraft Servers

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

RoboGirl’s Minecraft Server

GriefedAndGrateful Minecraft SMP

WholesomeCraft

SydneyCraft Minecraft Server

KurskCraft: Ukraine Allies Edition

FiberCraft402TBPS