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ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchantments Applied:	148	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Destiny Burger 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, anime characters, Anime collectibles, Anime Community, anime conventions, anime fandom, anime merchandise, Anime Series, burger, destiny, fast food, fate, Fate franchise, fate series, Fate/Hambaga, Fate/Hambaga characters, Hambaga, japanese animation, japanese anime, Japanese culture, japanese food

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to battle it out in a virtual world where you can summon epic warriors and fight for the ultimate prize? Well, look no further than this Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner hero and conquer all who stand in your way! Join us now and experience the thrill of the fight like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you engage in epic battles, but you can also build your own kingdom, complete with castles, dungeons, and even a McDonald’s! That’s right, we’ve got a Hambaga joint in the middle of all the action because why the heck not? Who wouldn’t want to chow down on a juicy burger after a hard day of slaying monsters?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn appears on the server and grants wishes to those who can find it! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? You got it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in Fate/Hambaga, anything can happen!

GrannyCraft grief escape

addiction, alcoholism, coping with loss, difficult decisions, Dysfunctional family, emotional turmoil, Enabling, Escape, family dynamics, Golden Child, GrannyCraft, Grief, guilt tripping, job hunting, living situation, mental health, moving out, support system, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, verbal altercations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Farms Harvested:	722
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with your virtual pals.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and epic battles. Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Say goodbye to guilt-tripping grandmas and crack-smoking uncles, and hello to a world of blocky fun.

We promise no verbal altercations, no threats of calling the cops over missing whipped cream, and definitely no golden child syndrome. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CakeCrafters

baked goods, bakery cakes, Cake, cake flavors, cake preferences, CakeCrafters, carrot cake, celebration cakes, chocolate cake, dessert, favorite cake, fruit cake, homemade cake, lemon cake, marble cake, party cakes, red velvet cake, special occasions, sweet treats, types of cake, vanilla cake

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Do you like cake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a cake for every type of player! Whether you’re a red velvet warrior or a vanilla villager, we’ve got a cake just for you. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free slice of cake every time you log in! Plus, rumor has it that our cakes have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. So come join us and let’s eat cake and fly together!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

China, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global market, India, international relations, market analysis, Minecraft, oil supply chain, oil trade, political decisions, Reuters, russia, Server, trade agreements, US sanctions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Votes:	8251	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	169	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3112	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	6907	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.