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ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	650	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Anarchy madmolo Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, Dupe, madmolo, Minecraft, Pure anarchy, Server, wipes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Pure anarchy completely without anti-cheat and with dupe. There will never be wipes!

AnarchyvMkK.exaroton.me:58707

PrisonBBCs Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Emeralds Found:	5800
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pretty white boys are the most sought after in prison – that’s right, you heard it here first! Our server is like no other, where inmates fight over who gets to claim the title of the prettiest boy in the yard. Will you be the next target of affection?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a prison experience like no other, complete with older inmates grabbing your ass in the chow hall and drugging you for a wild night of fun. Who needs boring old guards when you have Slide Step, the protector who will keep you safe in exchange for a little somethin’ somethin’.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a pretty white boy in a man’s prison. Just remember, in our world, white males are seen as weak and effeminate – but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it makes diamonds look like coal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, we caught a player posting child pornography TWO VPNs at a time! Talk about dedication, am I right? So if you want to play in a safe and fun environment, come join us and see what all the buzz is about. Just remember, no griefing allowed unless you want to face the wrath of our fearless moderators!

Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

PunchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never change? Well, join our server where we constantly retcon the last 8 chapters of OPM just for fun! Who needs continuity when you can have chaos? Plus, our admin is like the Murata of Minecraft – always keeping things interesting with unexpected twists and turns. Join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.

ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	3013
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	851678	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

Semi-Chaos Minecraft SMP – Full of mild rebellions and lukewarm chaos!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Minecraft Semi-Anarchy Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Supported Versions	1.20.4
Server IP	dating-guam.gl.joinmc.link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I have a cracked version of Minecraft?

Yes, this server supports cracked versions of Minecraft.

2. Are there any specific rules on this server?

While it is a semi-anarchy server, some rules still apply. You are allowed to X-Ray, grief, and use fly commands as long as it doesn’t lag the server. If any issues arise, an AntiCheat may be implemented.

3. How can I request plugin installations?

You can leave your plugin requests on the Discord server. The server owner will review the requests and install the requested plugins.

4. What should I do if I encounter maintenance issues or can’t join the server?

If you encounter any maintenance issues or have trouble joining the server, report it on the Discord server. The server owner will respond within 3-4 hours and address the problems promptly.

5. Is the server always online?

Due to the server being located in Indonesia, it may not be running 24/7. Check the Discord server for updates on when the server will be online or offline.

6. What are the server specifications?

CPU	Intel i7 10700F
GPU	Integrated Graphics
RAM	16.0 GB RAM (8.0 GB RAM allocated to the server)

Thumbnail Face Minecraft Server

#youtube, Audience, branding, Consistency, Content Creation, creator, digital content, ENGAGEMENT, Expression, face, facial expressions, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, Personality, Repetitive, Server, social media, Style, thumbnail, Thumbnails, trends, Video, visual appeal

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Farms Harvested:	943
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s faces look like they just smelled something funky? Join our server and break free from the monotony! Our players have the ability to change their facial expressions at the click of a button, so you’ll never have to see the same old face again. Plus, rumor has it that the reason she keeps making the same face in her thumbnails is because she’s secretly a shape-shifting alien trying to blend in with us humans. Join our server and uncover the truth behind this mysterious YouTuber’s repetitive expressions!

Hats Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hat-wearing extravaganza! Join us and discover the hidden secrets behind the little Jewish hats and why other Middle East religions are jumping on the funny hat bandwagon.

Rumor has it that these hats are actually magical and give you special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Wear the hat. Want to summon a herd of pigs to do your bidding? Wear the hat. Want to turn your enemy into a block of cheese? You guessed it, wear the hat!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Hat Wars, where players battle it out in epic hat-themed battles to claim the title of Hat King or Queen. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate hat-wearing warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the mysteries of the little Jewish hats and beyond. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Hat’s off to you for joining the craziest Minecraft server around!