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The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Animals Bred:	62
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Votes:	9101
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	192	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	5430	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9798	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!