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ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

RegretCraft

bad decisions, Choices, consequences, decision, hindsight, influence, influence decision, influence regret, influenced actions, misguided influence, mistake, negative influence, past mistakes, peer influence, peer pressure, regret, RegretCraft, regretful behavior, regretful choices

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Potions Brewed:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	1291
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, crisis management., crisis response, Disaster, emergency preparedness, emergency response, explosion, explosions, explosions in Ukraine, Government, Kherson, Kherson Region, Kherson regional administration, Minecraft, Public Safety, regional administration, regional government, risk management, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!

PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

Attack, CounterTerrorism, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah threat, idf, IntelHeistGO, intelligence, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mossad, national security, preempt, PreemptCraft, preemptive strike, SECURITY, source, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3117
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Items Found:	5243
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

Antsized Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, ants, Antsized, biology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, imagination, insects, microscopic world, miniature, perspective, perspective change, perspective shift, Reality, scale, Science, SHRINK, SIZE, tiny creatures, Wonder

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

come join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have shrunk ourselves down to the size of ants and are exploring the microscopic world of minecraft! watch out for giant spiders and killer bacteria as you navigate through the tiny terrain.

build your own ant-sized kingdom and rule over the microscopic creatures with an iron fist! team up with other players to take down the evil ant queen and claim the throne for yourself.

but be warned, the laws of physics are totally messed up in this tiny world. gravity is all wonky and you never know when you might accidentally shrink yourself even smaller.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the microscopic world?

TrashDisposalCraft

cellular waste disposal, exercise benefits., fitness regimen, long-term fitness, metabolic health, muscle building, muscle endurance, muscle growth, muscle health, muscle maintenance, muscle mass preservation, muscle recovery, muscle toning, physical strength, strength training, strength training benefits, strength training exercises, strength training tips, TrashDisposalCraft, weightlifting techniques, workout routine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

u wanna get SWOLE in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got strength training dat activates ur cellular waste disposal mechanisms so u can keep ur muscle mass 4eva! imagine ur minecraft character walkin around lookin like the hulk, smashin blocks like it’s nuthin! join dis server and become a minecraft bodybuilder, show off ur gains to all da other players. u won’t find dis kind of workout program on any other server, so join now and get ready to flex on ’em all!

Wacky Vex Smp: Where vanilla is the flavor and whitelists are just fancy grocery lists!

1.16.5, Active, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Fancy, flavor, Friendly, Fun, grocery, java, lists, Minigames, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vex, Wacky, Whitelists

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Server Overview

Server Name	VexMc
Description	We are a small but dedicated server looking for skilled builders and redstoners. Join us on Discord to apply for whitelist.
Plugins	Server maintenance plugins, lag prevention plugins, CoreProtect for grief protection.
Discord	https://discord.gg/3YxbaSzQST

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You need to apply for whitelist on our Discord channel. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, we have CoreProtect plugin in place to rollback any grief and identify offenders.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to our Discord channel or in-game rules for the list of rules to follow.

Is there a limit on building size or resources?

There are no specific limits, but make sure to follow server guidelines and be respectful of other players’ space.