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BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1252
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	174	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8686	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	55	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, Hollow, international relations, intervention, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, member, Military, military strength, military tactics, nato, political tensions, russia, Russian war machine, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1588
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

BrainyHugsCraft

acts of service, Affection, Brain, brain activity, brain scans, BrainyHugsCraft, emotional connection, emotional responses, emotions, Gifts, Human Behavior, love, mental health, neuroscience, physical touch, Psychology, quality time, relationships, research, study, verbal affirmations

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?