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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2562 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 5591 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs through the skies, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding rainbow creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunt that leads to a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).