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Crafty Caverns Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with zombie chickens, spider cows, and a boss fight against a giant, fire-breathing sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the internet? Fallenshadow, the hard-working schizo loli, is waiting for you and her many husbands to join in on the fun! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Otis the manager and Ribbon Cage, who will keep you laughing for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and Twitter accounts that will have you hooked from the moment you join.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of Shondopolis and leave behind the boring, divorced players of other servers. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Votes:	4720
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in the world of VR.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ll show you the ropes and get you started on your journey to real ejaculation – I mean, success.

Looking for some 18+ avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Join us for our lewd meets where we let loose and have a wild time. But don’t worry, we also have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual reality world. Just remember, weak fear the strong, so bring your A-game and get ready for some epic VR action!

Kraut’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3484	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	138
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Do you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can be a kraut? Well, look no further because our server offers the most authentic kraut experience you can imagine! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where krauts rule the land and dominate the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you be a kraut, but you can also ride pigs into battle, wear lederhosen as armor, and build giant pretzel-shaped castles to defend against invading players. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground beer garden where you can relax and enjoy a cold one after a long day of kraut-ing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the kraut you’ve always dreamed of being. Trust us, it’s a wurst-case scenario if you don’t!

BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Items Found:	3351
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!

TweetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by the same guy who ran Twitter into the ground! That’s right, he’s now leading the Department of Government Efficiency in our Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll bring to the table? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, rumor has it that he’s secretly a Minecraft pro who can build a castle with his eyes closed. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP – Chief xisters NFL Edition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	847
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a cave filled with creepers!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our admin team is always ready to spice things up by randomly spawning in a herd of angry llamas to keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds guarded by a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their feathered army?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

5I8K ➡1.18.2-1.20.6⬅ ⚠Anarchy⚠ 🗡PVP🗡🎮Events🎮 Minecraft server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Do you want calm anarchy with a private wooden hatchet?

then come to us!

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IP:5i8k.gomc.fun

5i8k.gomc.fun

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crops Grown:	8327
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!