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CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Dimension Hops:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

a little mini, America, america is, america is a, braphog, BraphogCraft, is a, is a little, little mini braphog, little., long tail, Minecraft, Mini, mini braphog, Server, tags

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2575	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Divine Spears Created:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Farms Harvested:	445	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	3686
Dragon Eggs Found:	6446	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

adaptation, BIBLE, biblical, Bloodshed, controversial, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, Gore, HBO, Holycraft, long tail, nudity, Provocative, Religion, storytelling, Supernatural, television, TV series, Wonders

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5258
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!

PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

Access, chronic disease management, community support, coupling, food insecurity, food pantry, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthy, holistic care, Keeping, nutrition, PantryCraft, patient support, Players, preventative care, primary care, public health, social determinants of health, social services, stabilize, wellness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!