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Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	153	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	9679	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3017
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	784
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Votes:	9159
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5856
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	209
Players Killed by Monsters:	2001	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Potions Brewed:	58	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, Chaos, chickens, Combat, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Europe, game of thrones, Herding, Join, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Llama, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, smp, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval?	No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
How many players can be in a kingdom?	Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
What is the main focus of the server?	PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.