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> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

2030, demographic shift, economic collapse, economy dead, failed state, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government debt, housing market crash, LOSE, MILLION, Minecraft, next, next 20 years, people, political instability, population decline, real estate market dead, sanctions, smp, tech sector, tens of trillions in debt, trump, Will lose 300 million people

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crops Grown:	9309	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Crops Grown:	7322
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Runes Activated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5583	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	516
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?