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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2759 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
