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LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6244
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Animals Bred:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	224	Gods Slained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Divine Spears Created:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	164	Rainbows Spotted:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	290	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8077	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5322	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	1764
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4672
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!