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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3419 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Towns Built: | 5 |
yo dude, you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but without the safety harnesses. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that can rap.
once, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started telling jokes. it was the funniest thing ever until it started demanding sacrifices of baked beans.
our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have players who communicate solely through interpretive dance, and others who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks.
if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. join us and become part of the madness. just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
