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TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Potions Brewed:	47
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of dealing with tendie-loving, McDonald’s-slop-eating trannies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about the ribs, baby! We’ve got a full day’s worth of protein just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Join us for the most meat-tastic Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Who needs tendies when you can have ribs for days? Come join us and feast like a king (or queen, we don’t discriminate) on the most delicious virtual ribs you’ve ever tasted. It’s a meat lover’s paradise, and you won’t want to miss out!

Forever Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	New Chunks Explored:	308668
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

A private server started for friends but would like to build a larger community. If you are interested in joining, add “Berckawits” on Discord or click the discord link to join our discord channel. 18+ required more mature the better. Happy to add game modes and other worlds depending on people interests.

15.204.152.68:51239

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4136	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Sorawo is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking creeper named Bob.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve? He loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch your back!

So what are you waiting for? Join Sorawo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond armor.

Pixelated Prison Princess: Trapped Allure – Minecraft SMP

adventure game, Allure, escape game, Gaming Community, indie game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nintend-bros, Nintendo E-Shop, nintendo switch, pixelated, princess, Prison, Prison Princess, puzzle game, release date, smp, Trapped, Trapped Allure, trapped princess, upcoming release, US Release, video game, visual novel

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is so epic that it’s not even on the US Nintendo E-Shop yet! That’s right, we’re so exclusive that even Nintendo can’t handle our level of awesomeness.

Join us next week for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of melons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers when you swing it.

So why wait for it to be on the E-Shop when you can join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

Team Extreme

Adventure, Anarchy, battle royale, BATTLEGROUNDS, Challenges, Clans, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Loot, Looting, PvE, PvP, Raiding, SKIRMISH, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

teamextreme.mc.gg

EmpiresMC

battle, building, Community, Earth, Empires, EmpiresMC, Events, Explore, Factions, factions pvp, Friends, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Supremacy, Survival, Tournaments, Towns, Towny, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchantments Applied:	185
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

A new Minecraft server that balances the pvp of factions with the building and dominance of towny. Our server is a great place to find friends, explore the world and battle for supremacy.

We have a variety of plugins to make the experience even more enjoyable. Our Kingdoms plugin allows players to create their own towns and build their own empires aswell as having that factions pvp aspect to it.

We are a friendly and active community. Our server is full of people who want to explore, build and battle. We also host a variety of events and tournaments to keep the server interesting.

If you are looking for an exciting Minecraft experience, come join us on the Empires server. We look forward to seeing you!

104.128.51.2:25619

CrapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

The Trump’s Communications Director Minecraft SMP

administration, communication team, communications, communications director, current events, Director, Government, leadership, media relations, Messaging, Minecraft, News, political communication, Politics, press secretary, Public Affairs, public relations, smp, spokesperson, Staff, strategy, TEAM, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5145	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is run by none other than Trump’s communications director – because who better to handle all the drama and craziness that goes down in the Minecraft world?

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret meetings in the White House (Minecraft version, of course), where you’ll have to navigate through political intrigue and backstabbing just to survive. Don’t worry, we have plenty of fake news to keep you on your toes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive Covfefe Creeper and the Twitter Troll. Can you catch them all and become the ultimate Minecraft politician?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, conspiracy, and memes, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember to watch your back – you never know who might be plotting against you!

TerraEarth™

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

TerraEarthMC is a Minecraft Earth Towny server that combines the excitement of survival gameplay with the strategic elements of town-building and nation-forming. Set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth, players can claim and develop real-world locations, build thriving towns, and form alliances with others to create powerful nations. The server focuses on community interaction, resource management, and exploring Earth’s natural landscapes, encouraging players to forge their own paths, establish trade routes, and engage in friendly competition. With custom features, events, and a dedicated staff, TerraEarthMC provides a unique and immersive experience for towny enthusiasts.

185.206.149.89

Lavender Network

Alexutzerion5, Alice152, Earth, Economy, Fun, KitPvP, Lavand server, Lavender Network, LifeSteal, Minecraft, PvP, sections, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

The Lavand server launched on August 6, 2024, with fun sections, founded by Alexutzerion5 and Alice152

play.lavand.eu

Scammed By Indians Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Votes:	658
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of getting scammed by Indians in your country? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, the only thing getting scammed is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time. Say goodbye to those pesky scammers and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some creepers blowing up your house). So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be regretting is not joining sooner!