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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6280 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 211 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.
So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
