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  • Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

    Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6686
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 417
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Crops Grown: 2009 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

    Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

    Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

    ”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 665
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Crops Grown: 5097 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • For example

    For example
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 2589
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Runes Activated: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 7 New Chunks Explored: 675417

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

    Features:

    Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

    5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 6801
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

    Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 873
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Emeralds Found: 1285
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 114
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

    4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • tiny-hearts.com

    tiny-hearts.com
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 5132
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

    tiny-hearts.com:27018

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

    Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9198
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Villages Defended: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

    Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

    The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5143
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7979
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

    But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Riddles Village

    Riddles Village
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4238
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Potions Brewed: 143 Chimeras Created: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

    With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

    Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

    mc.riddlesvillage.com

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  • 🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

    🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2231
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 188 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

    ►Anarchy

    ► Mini games

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    ⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

    ✨ Version: 1.20+

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    ► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

    ► What is unique about this server?

    Constant development and addition of new things

    Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

    The best protection against all types of attacks

    Server stability

    Direct communication with management and responsiveness

    We work from 2022

    ✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

    Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

    pvp.landymine.ru:19132

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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